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[a1a100]

A. In the house.

[Good morning Mayfield, today seems like a particularly lovely day, no? Well despite the lovely weather, a certain boy isn't pleased. He gets out of his bed and rubs his eye, looking around the unfamiliar room.]

Where the hell ith thith?

[After standing up, he notices a full body mirror on the wall. And what he was looking at

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[cantwhinnyemall]

[There's a big sweaty troll and his lusus tromping down the sidewalk, each loaded down with miscellaneous groceries. Like most of Sollux's peers of late, neither of them recognize him for obvious reasons.]

[a1a100]

[He notices the two immediately but he's unsure if he wants to talk to the blur-blood or not. After a few seconds of deciding, he sighs and walks up beside them.]

Need any help Equiuth?

[Not that he really wants to help but that was all he could think of to get the troll's attention.]

[cantwhinnyemall]

I am quite capable of managing my own miscellaneous produce.

And I don't believe we have met.

[He's too worried about the eggs to consider the possibility of another behumanized troll.]

[a1a100]

I don't know, you thure have a giant load there. It muth be pretty heavy unleth you thtill have freakith thtrength.

[cantwhinnyemall]

[Equius turns his head at that. He hasn't mentioned his loss in a while; either someone's been gossiping or more likely, that's Sollux Captor now that he's taken a closer look.]

While I do not it remains a matter of pride, something I am sure that even one as coarse as yourself understands.

[a1a100]

Thure, thure. Tho, how long have you been here?

[cantwhinnyemall]

Roughly half of a full sweep, although I was in drone state for a notable percentage of that time.

[a1a100]

Being in drone-thtate doethn't really thound pleathant, from what I've heard tho far. Do you remember everything from when you were a drone?

[cantwhinnyemall]

Unpleasant sums up the experience sufficiently and talking about it makes me uncomfortable.

[a1a100]

Fair enough.

[Well, wasn't this awkward.]

Tho I thee you have your luthuth.

[cantwhinnyemall]

Yes.

He was in the parcel system.

[Aurthuor twitches his mustache proudly.]

[a1a100]

You mutht be pretty glad to have him here then, huh?

[He thinks for a minute.]

Unlike you I'd rather not have my luthuth here.

[cantwhinnyemall]

A bit of a brute, was he?

[a1a100]

A bit ith an underthtatement.