First hack

[a1a100]

A. In the house.

[Good morning Mayfield, today seems like a particularly lovely day, no? Well despite the lovely weather, a certain boy isn't pleased. He gets out of his bed and rubs his eye, looking around the unfamiliar room.]

Where the hell ith thith?

[After standing up, he notices a full body mirror on the wall. And what he was looking at

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B

[forever_cheery]

[Aurora is out for a walk, but she's not paying attention at the moment. While walking she spots some birds in a tree, so she's looking upwards... and runs right into Sollux. Curse this corporeal body! It takes so much getting used to.]

Ah! Oh... I'm sorry, are you okay?

[a1a100]

[Being the small, unsuspecting nerd Sollux is, he falls over and lands on his bottom.]

Yeah, I'm fine.

[He gets up and brushes himself off.]

[forever_cheery]

Sorry, I should have been looking where I was going. But there's so much to see around here I keep getting distracted.

[a1a100]

You thould probably look where you're going anyway tho thith doethn't happen again.

[forever_cheery]

I know, I'm sorry. Say, you wouldn't know what kind of bird that is, would you? [She points to a cardinal sitting in a nearby tree.] The color is very pretty.

[a1a100]

No. Why would I know about human featherbeathtth?

[forever_cheery]

How would I know you didn't know unless I asked?

[a1a100]

You could have jutht not athked. Do I look like the kind of perthon who payth attenthion to featherbeathtth, or birdth or whatever they're called?

[forever_cheery]

How would I know? I figured to most people here it might be common knowledge or something. So I guess you either haven't been in town long, aren't human normally, or both.

[a1a100]

Both. I jutht got here thith morning.

[forever_cheery]

Oh, welcome to town, then. I just got here two days ago.

[Also she is finding this lisp to be adorable and it's the only reasons she's going to keep talking to him.]

I'm Aurora. What's your name?

[a1a100]

[That's the only reason why a lot of people talk to him]

Tholluckth Captor.

[forever_cheery]

[And if he doesn't run now she's going to keep on talking.]

Nice to meet you! So if you're not from Earth either, where are you from? I'm from Earth.

[a1a100]

Alternia. It'th a planet with trollth ath the dominating thpethieth. By the way, a group of friendth and I made your univerthe. You're welcome.

[forever_cheery]

What? Really? Trolls? And... wait, did you make the Afterlife too then? [She looks like she has a thousand questions for you now, Sollux.]

[a1a100]

Yes really. And yeah, trollth. And about the Afterlife? Thure we did.

[He'll answer every question she has but who's to say the answers are true.]