>Sollux: Mess around with shit while blind

[a1a100]

842 Hastings Boulevard

[Sollux woke up this morning to buzzing in his ear. He grumbles and smacks whatever was making that noise and turns over only to be stung in the back by a bee.]

Ow, fuck!

[He sits up and habitually snaps his fingers, putting the bees to sleep. He raises an eyebrow as the sound of awake bees turn into the sound of sleeping

Comments

[chastesaw]

I sincerely hope you have no plans to do the latter with your psionic abilities.

[a1a1000]

Yes Kanaya, because I totally want to repeat what happened those sweeps ago. Watch out, I might just be coming to your hive right now!

[chastesaw]

It was an insincere and humorous statement, Sollux.

[a1a1000]

You should really work on your humor, Kanaya.

[chastesaw]

I've been attempting to do precisely that.

[a1a1000]

Do you want me to come over and teach you how to be funny?

[chastesaw]

You say that as though you're qualified to teach.