>Sollux: Mess around with shit while blind

[a1a100]

842 Hastings Boulevard

[Sollux woke up this morning to buzzing in his ear. He grumbles and smacks whatever was making that noise and turns over only to be stung in the back by a bee.]

Ow, fuck!

[He sits up and habitually snaps his fingers, putting the bees to sleep. He raises an eyebrow as the sound of awake bees turn into the sound of sleeping

Comments

[doublerinbows]

Purple bees, ooh! Are they the fluffy kind of bee too? ♪

[a1a1000]

Yeah, they're fluffy and also kind of really annoying.

[doublerinbow]

Annoying, huh... are they like killer bees, all sting happy and stuff? ♪ Fluffy bees sound cute, but not if they're mean.

[a1a1000]

They'll only sting you if you do anything to upset them. If you stand still and don't hit them or make any too sudden movements, you'll be fine.

[doublerinbow]

Well, I'll keep that in mind if they show up in my house. ♪ How likely is that, by the way?

[a1a1000]

As long as I don't leave my door or window open, it's not likely at all.

[doublerinbow]

I guess it would be hard to tell if just one or two went missing though. ♪

[since she is assuming he has a big beehive of them. After all, who would regain only one or two bees?]

[a1a1000]

Yeah, it would be kind of hard. Well, unless people start making phone calls about weird ass purple bees flying around.

[doublerinbow]

And now they won't have to. Smart. ♪

[a1a1000]

Yeah.

[doublerinbow]

So anyway, you got your psionics too right? ♪ Does that mean you're going to have headaches again?

[a1a1000]

Well considering that I have a freakishly mutant brain, yes. Though, the main reason why I used to have unbearably painful migraines was thanks to the screams of the imminently deceased pounding against the inside of my head but since I've gone blind, the screams aren't present anymore so the headaches are less intense.

[doublerinbow]

That's... kind of confusing! ♪

[how does losing your sight make screaming go away? Did he see the screams? Weird trolls.]

But at least they won't be so bad. Maybe you can take painkillers or something, I dunno. ♪

[a1a1000]

I tried that, all that happened was that I spent the rest of the night vomiting.

[doublerinbow]

Ewww, don't do that then. ♪ I guess your body is too different from a human's.

[...not that Rin knows the first thing about taking care of the human body, either. Should have seen her when she had a cold. Pathetic.]

[a1a1000]

I'm used to headaches anyway, I'll be fine.