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[a1a100]

A. 842 Hastings Boulevard

[If you happen to be walking by Sollux's house you will notice him chaining a giant monster to a tree in his yard. He also seems to be yelling at it every now and then. Want to come see what this giant creature was?]

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[windplay]

[ If only a single emote could be conjured up and manifested into physical form, if only were such a thing virtually possible would John sum up his feelings into one such emote:

:O! Instead, he settled for awed gaping. ]

...He's huge!

[a1a100]

Hey John.

[He smiles a little bit.]

Thith ith my luthuth. You know what a luthuth ith, right?

[windplay]

[ He gives Sollux a small wave and proceeds to gaze back up at the gigantic alien. ]

Yeah, they're your alien custodians, right? So he's kind of like your dad in a sense.

[ He squints. ]

I bet he eats a ton!

[a1a100]

Yeah, I gueth he ith kind of like my dad.

Not a lot. He jutht eatth thome Mind-honey everyday.

[windplay]

Oh good. I was about to say, I don't think we have enough food to last the winter, much less for a big hungry alien.

[ His lips slightly curled up, he continued to stare at Sollux's lusus very attentively, almost too attentive in fact. Even if other worldly beings were indeed a mindboggling sight to behold, John should have been used to it by now thanks to one particular game... ]

So he just popped up out of nowhere? Poof?

[a1a100]

He'll have to deal with normal honey but he thould be good with jutht that.

Bathically, yeah.

[windplay]

So this kind of thing happens a lot, right? Anyone can just show up like magic?

[ A moment's hesitation. ]

Anyone like my dad?

[a1a100]

Probably. I don't thee why your dad couldn't thow up.

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[windplay]

[windplay]

[ Suddenly, John cranks his head towards the direction Sollux wasn't looking at and bends down on his knees, his body shaking quite uncontrollably. What he's doing is left up to the imagination of the observer... ]

[a1a100]

...John?

[And he places his hand on John's shoulder.]

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[windplay]

Heheheh...

[windplay]

Heheheh... HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[ He was laughing. John was wheezing and half-chocking, and now rolling around in the grass, clutching onto his stomach for dear life. The heir of breath literally had the wind knocked out of him. ]

[a1a100]

[Sollux just... stares.]

Are you okay...?

[windplay]

[ ...Nope. Still a giggling inferno. ]

-Thought... But I... Then you... Heheheh...

[ Wheeze wheeze wheeze. ]

[a1a100]

... I don't get human humor.