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Oct 02, 2011 17:09

A. Morning, at school

[Good morning Mayfield. It sure is a lovely day, right? Nice sun, no chances of rain, so why is Sollux wet from his head to his stomach you ask? Well, it's because moments before he experienced something fun called a "Swirly". Isn't school grand? And now, he is begrudgingly late to class and also along with his hair and face ( Read more... )

why am i even here, do i have to be nice to everyone, !ic

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A chastesaw October 3 2011, 08:21:25 UTC
I realize that it is not in your nature to concern yourself with these things, Sollux, but even so I feel obligated to mention that this is not a very flattering look for you.

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a1a100 October 3 2011, 10:58:13 UTC
I know it ithn't Kanaya. It'th not like I dethided to pour water all over mythelf thith morning jutht becauthe I wanted to make a fathion thtatement.

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chastesaw October 3 2011, 11:56:58 UTC
I was just making sure.

Are you all right?

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a1a100 October 3 2011, 12:11:35 UTC
Athide from getting my head thoved into a load gaper and getting all my bookth wet, yeah I'm fine.

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chastesaw October 3 2011, 12:53:16 UTC
That doesn't sound all right to me. Why would somebody do that?

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a1a100 October 3 2011, 12:57:41 UTC
Becauthe I'm tmaller and weaker then they are. And altho I'm a nerd tho that obviouthly validateth thomeone'th reathonth to atthault thomeone elthe.

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chastesaw October 3 2011, 13:09:20 UTC
That does not seem at all to me to be a valid reason for bodily assault of the load gaper variety.

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a1a100 October 3 2011, 13:11:59 UTC
I've been thoved into lockerth a lot too.

[He rolls up his sleeve to reveal a pretty nasty bruise on his arm.]

I've got bruitheth from being thoved into lockerth, againtht lockerth, againtht wallth, you name it.

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chastesaw October 3 2011, 13:43:43 UTC
I stand by my earlier statement and amend it to include bodily assault of other varieties as well.

Please direct me to the agents of these acts that I may dispense with some sternly worded if relatively polite correction.

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a1a100 October 3 2011, 13:44:37 UTC
You'll probably get hurt if you tried.

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chastesaw October 3 2011, 14:08:28 UTC
Perhaps. It seems to me that there is only one way to ascertain the truth.

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a1a100 October 3 2011, 14:11:08 UTC
If you do confront them, I'm coming with.

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chastesaw October 4 2011, 06:12:37 UTC
Please do not feel obligated to accompany me. I would not want you to be forced to take another plunge into the gaper.

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a1a100 October 4 2011, 17:05:28 UTC
I'd rather get my fathe thoved into another load gaper then let you get hurt trying to defend me.

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chastesaw October 5 2011, 08:45:42 UTC
I am certain that I will remain completely and wholly unharmed, Sollux.

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