Second Song ||| Saya ||| Video

[cute_cthulhu]

[Saya's face is on the screen, and it looks different from her regular, smiling self. There are half a dozen red scratch marks all over her face... and lots of blood. More blood than could leak out from the scratches.]

I want to know... why in the world... a cat jumped on my face. No no, not why. How. My door is locked. I checked for animals, and I

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[vodka_momtini]

Dear, I don't think it's necessary to kill the animals.

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[cute_cthulhu]

But it attacked me. That's a perfectly reasonable excuse to kill it.

[Reasonable for Saya, at least.]

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[vodka_momtini]

Well, if you were thrown on top of someone, you'd freak out a bit yourself.

The cats didn't know any better.

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[cute_cthulhu]

I was thrown upon.

...

I don't mean thrown up on by its barf. I meant cats were falling on me. Have cats ever fallen on you while you were sleeping?

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[denyamenti]

Don't do that.

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[cute_cthulhu]

Do what?

[She has a confused expression on her face.]

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[denyamenti]

Don't kill them.

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[cute_cthulhu]

But they attacked me.

[gotthesescars]

[Joker, in contrast to the last two, is laughing his clowny head off\

Ooooohhhhhh, now there's a girl with a little spirit!

Came from the ceiling m'dear, just one of Valerie's little pranks, probably. [He wipes at his eyes, still chuckling]

[cute_cthulhu]

From the... ceiling? Valerie? ...

[Saya squints at the screen.]

Oh hey it's you. Is Valerie your girlfriend?

[gotthesescars]

Why no, dear, I don't think Valerie is a human at all. She's the one that runs this place, thinks up these creative experiments, and occasionally provides a quick bite to eat, apparently. Are you going to cook that? Because they slow-roast up a real treat. [He grins slightly unhealthily]

[cute_cthulhu]

Yeah, I've learned that raw meat isn't that good for humans. Is there anywhere to cook it? Oh, do you have a lighter maybe? This reset thing is handy. I can burn the books in the library or something and they'll be back next week so no one will hate me for it.

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[n3p3ta]

................................. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! HOW COULD YOU--

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Nepeta's claws are out instantly and she's glaring into her 'berry]

As soon as I find you, I'll do worse than scratch up your dumb face!

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[cute_cthulhu]

[Saya leers at the video with a smile.]

Are you the one who sent your minions to attack me?

[Video]

[n3p3ta]

They aren't my minions, they are innocent kitties and you killed it! YOU. WILL. PAY!

[She's all but snarling at this point.]

What room are you in? I will find you!

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[cute_cthulhu]

They're not innocent if they attacked me, are they?

[At this point she's definitely hiding the number on her collar.]

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[doubtheaven]

The cat isn't yours?

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[cute_cthulhu]

Cats. There were two of them.

[The carcass of the first one is nowhere to be found. The bloodstains on her look rather fresh.]

And I know its wrong to kill other's pets. I was told that. But when they attacked me...

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[doubtheaven]

......

[Oh boy.]

I guess.. they shouldn't have been in your room..

[Still... Yikes.]

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[cute_cthulhu]

Well, that's the thing. They appeared out of nowhere. I was sure no one was in my room before I went to bend and then cats fall on me and scratch me and wake me up!