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008 - Val

Nov 11, 2011 20:16

Good morning-evening-afternoon.

And how are you enjoying your little puzzles? Solved them yet?

You probably should.

Tick. Tock.

Tick.

Tock.

c: tyki mikk, c: midnighter, val, c: vriska serket, c: yami bakura, c: sollux captor, c: rose lalonde

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prazerbutterfly November 12 2011, 01:25:31 UTC

That's pretty low, even for me, in taking a man's goods, babe.

thissucksval November 12 2011, 01:28:22 UTC

It seemed to be the body part you valued most.

prazerbutterfly November 12 2011, 01:43:45 UTC

It is valued. There's a lot of things I couldn't do without it that I like doing.

thissucksval November 12 2011, 01:50:17 UTC

It cannot be that long of a list when it is such a small part of your body.

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pureevilone November 12 2011, 01:28:13 UTC

Just a question:

If you were an arm, where would you hide?

thissucksval November 12 2011, 01:28:38 UTC

That would require me to be an arm.

pureevilone November 12 2011, 01:30:35 UTC

Yeah, we're pretending that you are for the sake of this question.

thissucksval November 12 2011, 01:31:27 UTC

Very well then, I will pretend to be an arm.

. . . .

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denyamenti November 12 2011, 01:37:58 UTC

Nothing like a little encouragement.

thissucksval November 12 2011, 01:39:23 UTC

I only want what is best for my guests.

denyamenti November 12 2011, 01:45:23 UTC

You must have a lot of confidence in people's ability to find lost things, given that you've taken some necessary organs here and there.

Incidentally this was not what I had in mind when I said the food here sucked.

thissucksval November 12 2011, 01:51:20 UTC

I did not intend for you to eat your fellow guests, but it is up for interpretation.

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professorgent November 12 2011, 01:53:21 UTC

A true gentleman never leaves a puzzle unsolved, no matter how macabre it is.

Though, I wonder. Are you implying there is a time limit involved to just when we can solve the puzzle of our missing body parts?

thissucksval November 12 2011, 01:55:11 UTC

Correct. There are a couple rules that my guests will need to sort out if they wish for the limbs they are so attached to . . .

to be attached.

professorgent November 12 2011, 01:56:24 UTC

And just what are these rules, if I may ask?

thissucksval November 12 2011, 01:57:38 UTC

That is the puzzle.

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grouchinleather November 12 2011, 02:07:05 UTC

And just what are we supposed to do with it once we find it? The least you could do was give us some duct tape, lady.

thissucksval November 12 2011, 02:08:56 UTC

I am certain a guest with your intelligence can solve this puzzle.

grouchinleather November 12 2011, 02:10:58 UTC

My area of expertise isn't putting things together again.

thissucksval November 12 2011, 02:20:13 UTC

No, your expertise is in tearing them apart. The more helpless, the better.

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