( yami bakura ) ≠ shadow 05 ≠ voice

[denyamenti]

[ Bakura is now the proud owner of Suki's fans, having looted them off her body after she died. However after playing around with them for a while, he's decided ultimately that they're useless for his own needs and therefore should be purposed for the next best thing: blackmail! Now he's got them hidden away and turns on the 'berry. ]

So... [ it's

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[gotthesescars]

Ohhh, a week. A day. Months. Never at all. Who knows, really.

Why, friend of yours?

[denyamenti]

The last two would be especially inconvenient.

No. Didn't even know their name, in fact.

[gotthesescars]

Oh, would it? Come now, don't be hiding amusing things from me, what's your plan?

[denyamenti]

Mere curiosity. People are more amusing alive than dead, for the most part.

[gotthesescars]

Personally I'm a fan of the transitionary phase, but most of the time, you're right.

Though it is rather fun to put them in poses sometimes.

[denyamenti]

[ an amused scoff ]

Let me guess: especially if you had a hand in it?

[gotthesescars]

If you want something done right....

[He grins]

What's the matter, you're afraid of getting your delicate hands dirty?

[denyamenti]

That is most certainly true.

[ this time, Joker gets an outright laugh... the sound is far more cold than pleasant though ]

My hands are far from clean. Like you, I know the best results are the ones the ones of my own hand.

[gotthesescars]

[it's a laugh. He'll take it.]

What fun. You seem like the lovely sort of boy motivated by many things, hmm? I don't suppose one of them is just a little bit of chaos...?

You see, I have a few wonderful little toys. And since I'm only one person, I wouldn't be too opposed to spreading them around a little, if of course you had anything to trade...

private filter;

[denyamenti]

[ he's certainly interested ]

I'm listening, but I will tell you that I have high standards when it comes to chaos. You'll regret it if you waste my time.

Re: private filter;

[gotthesescars]

You wound me. Only the best from the Joker.

Remember trap week? Well, I was a busy little bee. Whenever one of Val's little games was over, I'd slip right in, and anything I could tear out and take for myself.... [He grins] I've got most of it buried in a couple little treasure troves around the biodome. Do you like hooks? Ropes, springs, chains, gasoline, acid, knives and blades? You could make your own little funhouse for anyone who rubs you the wrong way.

Pair that with a little bit of this.... [he points out a plant in the corner of the room. It's been potted, clearly from the biodome. Black, with vicious tendrils bristling with thorns. When the Joker comes closer, it seem to reach out towards him, hopefully]

Just one drop and whoever you please will be limp as a rag for a good hour.

Make me an offer, and you get a vial and an X marks the spot.

Re: private filter;

[denyamenti]

[ Bakura considers this, mentally running over his admittedly small inventory of suitable items. He hasn't been here long enough yet to really build much of a collection, aside from Suki's prized fans. He had been planning to extort enough of a price for them to pay Eddie Riggs for the knife he had commissioned, but now he was weighing that against the Joker's offerings.

Finally he seems to come to a decision, and a moment later Suki's fans are brought out of hiding and displayed for Joker to see. ]

How badly do you think that girl will want these back? Humans will do desperate things to buy back what they're attached to.

Re: private filter;

[gotthesescars]

Truuuuue.... Were I a man motivated by the desires of the... ah.... flesh, I would take you up on that without a second thought.

One more thing. I'm sure it won't be any trouble for you, and then you have yourself a deal.

The fans, and a promise that when you do whatever you choose to do, you film it all for our benefit. And I get to choose one of the victims. Just one. They can be included along with the rest. [He grins] How's that sound?

Re: private filter;

[denyamenti]

[ smirking ]

Your thinking is too narrow. I didn't mean it in that manner, although she wasn't hard on the eyes. And though she struck me as too noble to hurt anyone else in exchange, but to hurt herself for her precious possession...

I have no qualm with letting you see the fun, but if you want to choose someone and have me play with them for your own entertainment, it will cost you something in addition to the vial.

Re: private filter;

[gotthesescars]

Please. My thinking is far ahead of the curve... [He chuckles] The noble ones are my favorites.

I hand you the vial and the means to have all the fun you want, and you won't play with one little bat for me?

Re: private filter;

[denyamenti]

If I agree to this deal, it means that I'll take on your target even if it's an inconvenience to me because I will be giving my word to do so. Think of it as a good business investment, to provide an extra incentive for me to consider your wares in the future.

It sounds like you already have a target in mind. If you have others willing to take on your terms, would you like to consult with them first?

[ he suspects Joker hasn't, but he could be wrong. he is gambling on the fact that Joker implied a specific reference ]