Ty Lee ❀ Hits: 001 [accidental video] [Monday raid]

[septemcircus]

[The faciliberry falls to the ground with a clatter, and gives a view of someone in pink darting around very, very quickly. The foot of a Reaver comes into view, only to be swiftly knocked away by the pink-clad person. With that kick, though, the faciliberry is knocked around once again.]

[Around seven Reavers are advancing on this unarmed girl, and

Comments

[adashofrain]

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa. [Have a pony staring in wide eyed delight at the screen] That's was awesome!

[septemcircus]

[Ty Lee takes a deep breath but then--

voice?! Wh-what was that voice?! She stands on guard, but then notices the faciliberry lying a few feet away. She picks it up gingerly.]

Um...thanks. It's just my natural moveset, though...

...do you happen to know where I am?

[Talking pony? Crazy, yeah. But not as crazy as the Reavers. She will ask about the ponyness later.]

[adashofrain]

Oh, you're new? You're in some crazy town thing. You'll wanna get out of there, those guys'll eat you if you stick around. Even if you can take them-- you just WHAM! Right in his face!!

[septemcircus]

New...yes?

[A Reaver comes up behind her, and she twirls around to deliver a swift chop to its neck. It falls flat on the ground, arms flailing a bit.]

Sorry.

Uh...what kind of "crazy town"? I was on Kyoshi Island when I went to sleep...

[adashofrain]

A crazy Western town! It's like the Wild West, only not, really, because it's full of two legged that wanna kill you!

You should head to the clinic thing, it's on the west side of town. It's pretty safe.

[septemcircus]

Ooo! Um, okay! What's....Western...? Two-legged, you mean human?

[Sorry, Rainbow Dash. You're talking to a girl that basically comes from feudal Asia. With some drills. And magical elemental powers.]

[adashofrain]

Westerns like settlers and colonies and that kind of stuff! They have these cool hats.

Yeah, humans..!

[septemcircus]

[Trying to process....trying so desperately to process....]

Why...are you...a pony?

[And this is best she can come up with.]

[adashofrain]

Because I was born a pony? Why are you a human?

[septemcircus]

[.............shorcircuit. Everything is just. Breaking. Her. Brain.]

[adashofrain]

Um..... you should really get out of there.

[septemcircus]

Right!

[A beat.]

Where do I go, then?

[adashofrain]

Uhhhh one of the safe places! I don't really know where you are, though, so I can't really tell you where to go...

[septemcircus]

[DERP, AHAHAHAHA.]

Hmmm! Well, I seem to be doing okay on my own, so I think I'm alright where I am!

[adashofrain]

Really? But what if they start using their guns?

[septemcircus]

I'm pretty quick! I mean, obviously not faster than bullets, but I think I can handle myself.