File 011 | Bucky Barnes [Furious Button-Mashing]

[bucky_cap]

[Audio]
[The audio feed is a little odd-sounding, like a finger keeps sliding over the mic or something. A young voice can be heard, though, mumbling quietly to himself, sounding rather irritated.] What kinda Nazi crazy-house is this? Cap better come an' get me, the big lug- Aw geez, what the heck is this little doo-hickey? [There's a clattering

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[In Action! BT Screw you audio and video]

[notasidedick]

Woah watch out! [Got to hate those sharp turns in those gosh darned hallways. Be right back Robin just totally crashed into you Bucky.]

Hey! Are you trying to get out of here too? I've been running all over this place! All the doors just lead to other rooms though, like you can't even get out or anything!

[Action forever!]

[bucky_cap]

Hey, you watch it-! [Oof. How embarrassing falling on his butt like that. He scowls a little at the other kid, taking note of how... well, similar their costumes are, in ways. The domino masks and collars are similar, the bright colors... Huh. Propaganda offices never said nothin' about no other kid like him.]

Sure am, what in the sam hill is this crazy place? I can't find my partner or nothin', an' they took my tommy-gun. [Not happy about that.] You think this is some kinda Nazi prison?

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[notasidedick]

Sorry. I didn't mean to. I'm in a hurry to find someone. He's tall. Really tall! Has a cape. All black. Looks like a bat. Seen him? [He's trying to describe this with his hands too, but failing.]

I don't know! It's white like a hospital or something crazy like that! [Nazi prison?] Golly, I hope not. I've never gone against Nazis. Just crazy villains and robbers and other sorts. Maybe some of them were, but that's not important!

[bucky_cap]

Yeah? I'm lookin' for someone too! He's really, really tall, and really big, wears an American flag on his chest an' carries a big ole round shield, you seen him? I ain't seen no bat guy, though, sorry. Ain't seen many people at all, no guards or nothin'-

[Frown frown. Cap better not have left him here.] You think it's some kinda funny farm? I haven't been to no funny farm, but ain't they s'posed to be all white and stuff? Could still be Nazis, though, Red Skull's got some really crazy schemes. An' if he's behind this, Cap's gonna need me to get him outta wherever Skull's got him!

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[faultlesscon]

[Usually posts like these? He ignores because other people can help, other people are willing to help. The speaking however, he recognizes one keyword and that's enough to get him up.]

... Bucky?

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[bucky_cap]

[Oh, hey, that's his 'berry clattering to the floor as he drops it in surprise, and PEERS DOWN AT IT SUSPICIOUSLY.]

What the heck- it's sayin' my name now...?

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[faultlesscon]

It is a communicator. [The urge to use swear words? Not there but it's coming.] More advanced than whatever time period it is where you're from now.

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[bucky_cap]

[Oh my god ohmygod did it hear him, is it talking to him? What voodoo magic is this? Nudging it with the toe of his boot now, and then leaning in really close.]

You some kinda tiny robot man? Maybe I'm dreamin' or somethin', this seems too much like one of them serials...

[video]

[kingroadie]

You need some help with the communicator, kid? [Don't mind Eddie, he's just a lady now and entirely too amused.]

[video]

[bucky_cap]

[OH MY GOD THERE'S A LADY ON THE TINY BOX NOW, WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? Dropping it in surprise again. He will probably do that every time someone video messages him.]

Gee whiz-... Now it's a lady robot doo-hickey?

[video]

[kingroadie]

[Eddie has to blink at this, Bucky why u be dropping her?]

Okay, kid, s'just a video feed. I'm not actually in the communicator.

[video]

[bucky_cap]

[Technology, what do. But this lady doesn't seem like she'd be a bad guy... Definitely not like Warrior Woman or anything.]

...This is some kinda communicator? Like a walkie-talkie? [He doesn't really believe you, whoops.] You mean people can talk through movin' pictures now, too? But there's no projector-

video;

[tears_of_gems]

Pa- [No, that isn't right.] Bucky?

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[bucky_cap]

[God he's having a tiny heart attack every time a new person comes on this crazy robot thingamajig. At least he doesn't drop it this time, but he does peer suspiciously at it.]

How come all you little robot faces in the doohickey know my name?

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[tears_of_gems]

You are then? You are Bucky?

[She's sad, but, young Bucky is so adorable!]

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[bucky_cap]

Who else would I be? [Puffing up a little. Gosh, of COURSE ou should recognize him, he's real famous. He's in news reels and everything!] You a real person or are you just some little picture show in the box?

...This is all nuts, maybe this IS some kinda funny farm...

[Video]

[hurtandscared]

Why does everyone here talk like a geeky old sitcom?!

[Video]

[bucky_cap]

[AAAHHHH NOW IT'S YELLING AT HIM. Back to his habit of dropping the 'berry in surprise every time he gets a video message. Enjoy that clatter, and Bucky scrambling to pick it back up again.]

...What's a sitcom, lady? Don't get your underthings all in a twist, golly gee!

[Video]

[hurtandscared]

You don't know what a sitcom is? Have you looked at a TV in the last fifty years?

[And goddamn it stop it with the 'golly gee whizz'. :| ]

[Video]

[bucky_cap]

[Just. Have a kind of wide-eyed stare.] Whaddaya mean? Televisions haven't existed for fifty years.