20 - Gabriel - Video

[hung_garian]

So I've been thinking, and I've reconsidered.

[He's clearly sulking, and perhaps with more reason than usual. He looks awful - he's even paler than usual, his hair's slightly damp, and he's shivering. The mug of tea he's holding doesn't seem to provide much comfort.]

Mike and Luci can wipe you all out, for all I care. You and your stupid germs? I'm

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[redripoff]

Poor thing.

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[hung_garian]

Watch it, kid. I've got a cold and I'm not afraid to use it.

[redripoff]

[Hands up. He's obvious so scared, Gabe.] Fine, fine. It is odd though--that you can't recover. You've never been sick before?

[hung_garian]

Nope. I'm a flu virgin - or I was. Pity me.

You could say he's been...DE-FLU-ERED! DOOOOOHOOHOOHOO

[redripoff]

Can you list off your symptoms for me?

... :|

[hung_garian]

Pain. Misery. Growing urge to kill everyone who chips in to laugh at me. Temptation to kill myself and just end it now.

[And melodrama, he forgot to mention melodrama.]

Shut up, you know you loved it.

[redripoff]

Any more medically specific, princess?

Maybe a little.

[hung_garian]

Headache, being cold for no reason, throwing up, everything-ache. Hyperactive tear ducts, mostly due to the fact that you guys are about as sympathetic as Darkheart.

A little's all I'm askin.

[redripoff]

The vomiting is definitely odd. Anything helping at all?

It's all you're getting.

[hung_garian]

Whining.

[redripoff]

Then you must be feeling stellar just now.

[hung_garian]

Imagine how much worse I'd be feeling if I hadn't been bitching my heart out.

[redripoff]

Hellish, would you say?

[hung_garian]

Hell can bring it. Walls of fire? Sounding pretty damned good right now.

[redripoff]

Just don't make things hell for anyone else, okay? Stay in your room. Keep the complaints to digital.

I'll let you know if I dig up any remedies, okay?

[hung_garian]

I'm not an idiot, kid. I'm only visiting people I don't like.

I doubt there's gonna be one that isn't baby blood or something, since it looks like this is the experiment for the week - but thanks all the same.