14 - Accelerator - Video

[ippotsuko]

This is fucking ridiculous--[Zap!]--Ugh, alright! alright, fine!

Listen up, assholes! I, Accelerator, aminlo--[Zap!]--Fuck! Okay, I'm in love--or hatelove or some shit because apparently that's possible where he's from--with Jack fucking Noir!

Happy now, you mechanical bitch?! Haha, yes, it's so goddamn hilarious that you picked shocking me of all

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[audio]

[thebat_brat]

...That's supposed to be a cane?

[audio]

[ippotsuko]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?! Of course it's a cane, dumbass!

[audio]

[thebat_brat]

Doesn't look like one. [Fuck your artistic skills!]

[audio]

[ippotsuko]

It's close enough.

[Fuck you. When most kids get to take art class, he got to take "how to become a god" class.]

[audio]

[thebat_brat]

Not if you need to tell people what it is.

[To be fair, Damian aint the best artist. But he can do skematics.]

[audio]

[ippotsuko]

Well, maybe it would look better if I could get a goddamn ruler--or if I didn't have brain damage.

[...Actually, even with his battery dead he can move his arms, so there's no trouble there but.]

[audio]

[thebat_brat]

Brain damage. That explains it.

[Such a cute kid!]

[audio]

[ippotsuko]

[You're lucky you were Last Order's friend...and that you're still a kid.]

I'd like to see you take a bullet to the brain.

[audio]

[thebat_brat]

I've taken a few bullets to the spine. I'm unimpressed.

[audio]

[ippotsuko]

And how the fuck can you still walk?

[He's from the most technologically advanced city in the future AND he used his powers to lessen the damage, dammit.]

[audio]

[thebat_brat]

I got a new one.

[Present from mama!]

[audio]

[ippotsuko]

Yeah, well aren't you fucking special. I can't get a new brain, dumbass.

[audio]

[thebat_brat]

Yes. And it's quite a pity.

[audio] I swear he constantly sets himself up for insults whenever I tag a Damian.

[ippotsuko]

Not really. Even if it's damaged, I still have the brain of the strongest Esper ever created, the brain that can do complex physics equations instantaneously, so I could still make short work of you.

[audio] I always feel kinda bad. BEING A SNOTTY BRATFACE.

[thebat_brat]

[A very fake yawn.] Interesting. I made a car fly.

[audio] NO DON'T I LOVE IT even if I'm like "honey you're embarrassing yourself..." at him

[ippotsuko]

I once slowed the earth's rotation down and threw the kinetic energy at something.

[TRY TO TOP THAT ONE DAMIAN.]