✖ Doc Worth ✖ Fourth Dose ✖ Video ✖

[amphetamedic]

Know what week I miss, kids?

[The camera is moving around haphazardly, held in two grubby looking hands. Worth is fiddling with the 'berry, and the result is a picture that looks like the worst parts of The Blair Witch Project--in terms of camera stability. Not in...subject matter.]

Boozin' week.

But! [Worth finally sets the camera down and

Comments

[onteamdyson]

[Teeth is now money. Money is still a thing that Kenzi wants. Therefore...]

I AM SO IN! P.s. I have your red-headed death magnet with me. You're welcome.

[amphetamedic]

[Eyebrow raise and the sleaziest smile this side of Sleazetown.]

Knew I could count on ya, girly.

But which task ya volunteerin' yerself for..?

[onteamdyson]

If I say both, do I get double the cashola?

[Totally serious. Money plz.]

[amphetamedic]

Course ya do! What kinna a businessman would I be if I didn't..? [AKA if you wouldn't have asked, he only would have paid you for one.]

Think ya can make it over 'ere without dyin'? Or Hanna dyin'?

[livelygolem]

Hey, listen, be careful who you go "testing". I know you're an amoral misanthrope, but even that is a little weird.

[NO WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT DYING OKAY]

[amphetamedic]

Misanthrope? [Worth snorts in laughter.] Hardly. And it's all in th' spirit o' science, I assure--regardless o' what ya may think, I've actually got good intentions this time. Ain't my fault people don't trust me. This place serves as a makeshift doctor's office, too.

[The smile drops from his face abruptly. Stern, fatherly look of doom commencing.]

Thass three then, yeah?

[livelygolem]

[Fatherly look of doom meet petulant arm-crossing of adolescent RAEG.] Three what?

[amphetamedic]

[Deep breath.]

THREE TIMES YA ACTED LIKE A GODDAMN FUCKALL AND GOT YERSELF KILLED, YA BLOODY IDIOT!!

[He glares. And then rubs a hand over his hair and visibly rolls his shoulders, relaxing.]

...how's that magic treatin' ya in this place..?

[faultlesscon]

When you say field work...

[amphetamedic]

...I mean good, solid work fer a fair wage, o' course.

I'm a doctor, an' this lil' trip's a good opportunity ta see what o' the local flora and fauna we can use ta our advantage. There're several interestin' type things 'round this place that I need collected for me, and I'm a busy man--ain't got all day ta collect AND ta work. Ya understand.

[faultlesscon]

[A nod as he listens, and well. Why should he argue with it?] You'll give a list then, or is it just a free-for-all, grab what looks useful?

[amphetamedic]

I gotta list in mind, but if ya find anythin' that looks interestin'--or if ya talk ta some o' the locals and they got recommendations? I'll take that typea shit too.

Got lotsa little chompers ta pay ya with, and you'll be doin' yer fellow patients a service. Whaddya say?