Jayne Cobb//2nd Heroic//Video

[her0_of_canton]

[The feed cuts open to a deafening exposion, which could also be heard by anyone standing anywhere in the area of the biodome, which has just gained an extra crater. Jayne is grinning manically, a massive and improbable weapon slung over his shoulder. It looks like some kind of bizarre bazooka, with a tasteful white beret perched over the

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[historyrabbit]

[Lavi's just got one thing to say.]

Shut the fuck up. This isn't a dictatorship. And people are trying to sleep.

[And that shall be the only thing he'll get out of the Bookman. He's gone back to sleep.]

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[her0_of_canton]

No rest for the wicked, civilian.

T'ain't a dictatorship, but won't be anarchy neither, not if I can help it.

[wants_ur_ears]

You people really are hyper-focused, aren't you?

[her0_of_canton]

Jus' takin' care of business. [Jayne is currently admiring the gun, i.e. the only reason he agreed to this.]

'Thout some kind of law round here, folks think they c'n get away with all kinda unsightly shenanigans. Gropins n' spyin n' gallivanting around with young'uns.... Gotta teach a lesson.

[wants_ur_ears]

So you never went "gallivanting" when you were young?

[her0_of_canton]

Oh, I'm not opposed to a good gallavant between agreeable adult folks, but there's all manner of molestery goin' on here, and I aim to help put a stop to it.

Plus, I get to use this bazooka. And... damn. I mean did you see that explosion?

Just...this face. That's all.

[azrthmtrnznthos]

[And privately thinking to herself that wow, somebody has hidden rage issues.]

OOC: Scott ilu you're awesome!

[her0_of_canton]

Lookin' a little down in the dumps, miss. Got somethin' to report?

[azrthmtrnznthos]

[Deadpan response.]

...amazed at the overkill, that's all.

[her0_of_canton]

this ain't overkill. I haven't killed anyone yet! Ain't actually aimin' too, neither. Sides, the general gave me this, wasn't exactly mine for the choosin'.

[shoelessdeath]

What happened to you man? I thought we were gonna go cause lawlessness and wanton corruption together!

[her0_of_canton]

[Jayne leans into the camera]

Shush, not that kinda lawlessness. Less you're the child-molestin' type. I'm gettin' paid for this gig, and you wouldn't believe the firepower this guy's lettin' me play with! This' the best gorramn job ever!

[shoelessdeath]

No way.

Huh, how much are you getting paid for this?

[her0_of_canton]

Well, good fer you then. Gettin' my keep in weaponry, coffee an' machine parts. Last bit's for my plan to spring this joint.

Plus, I been figgerin'. If I am the law in this place, what've we got to worry about?

[Video]

[terrierfancyfan]

That mean you're going to stop shit like these fucking kids kissing over the network? Because if that's the case? Think I might have found something about law I respect for once.

[Video]

[her0_of_canton]

That's the aim! Two kids kissin' each other makes 'em BOTH child molesters! S'just logic!

[Video]

[terrierfancyfan]

Don't give much of a fuck about what that is or what they are long as I don't have to fuckin' watch it.

[Video]

[her0_of_canton]

Well, then you're in luck! 'Cause I'm on the case now, and I have strict orders to end any perverted shenanigans and keep 'em from corruptin' innocent folks on the network!