Happy Friday!!!
The Winter Olympics are coming (or here, if you live on the other side of the world)!
So, drinking games:
A sip when:
* Screen time given to dictators (see how many you can recognize).
* "Oh, China" (use your own judgment)
* Flag as cape
* A country has less than 5 athletes
A drink when:
* A country you never heard of
* A country has less than 3 athletes
* A country has more than 200 athletes
* NBC doesn't care about offending China and talks about human rights violations
Gan bei when:
* A country has 1 athlete
* Some form of political protest happens
Snowboarding/Skiing:
* Ow, that hurts
* Announcer spends more time talking about Shaun White/any other American than the athlete from another country that's currently competing
Figure Skating:
* Ow, that hurts
* A quad (men or women's)
* A drink when a men's program have more than 5 quads
* Gan bei when a women's program have more than 3 quads
Other Fields:
* Ow, that hurts
As with the opening ceremony, gan bei if any form of political protest happens.
And I don't understand people mocking the last Olympics' cardboard beds. Wasn't it clear it was for environmental purposes? But I guess caring about the environment is too 2021 and we can all mock it come 2022.
So, drinking games:
A sip when:
* Screen time given to dictators (see how many you can recognize).
* "Oh, China" (use your own judgment)
* Flag as cape
* A country has less than 5 athletes
A drink when:
* A country you never heard of
* A country has less than 3 athletes
* A country has more than 200 athletes
* NBC doesn't care about offending China and talks about human rights violations
Gan bei when:
* A country has 1 athlete
* Some form of political protest happens
Snowboarding/Skiing:
* Ow, that hurts
* Announcer spends more time talking about Shaun White/any other American than the athlete from another country that's currently competing
Figure Skating:
* Ow, that hurts
* A quad (men or women's)
* A drink when a men's program have more than 5 quads
* Gan bei when a women's program have more than 3 quads
Other Fields:
* Ow, that hurts
As with the opening ceremony, gan bei if any form of political protest happens.
And I don't understand people mocking the last Olympics' cardboard beds. Wasn't it clear it was for environmental purposes? But I guess caring about the environment is too 2021 and we can all mock it come 2022.