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Bwahahahaha. This is hilarious. Got it off've http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ and got the link off Dreya. ^.^
A Disturbing Occurrence
the Doctor paced up and down, jiggling his lips. His very good friend, Mary Sue Dice, had arranged to meet him here at the beach house. "I have something cheesy to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Dice was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, the Doctor expected to see her bounce up, her annoying hair streaming behind her and her clean eyes aglow.
the Doctor heard footsteps, but they seemed rather lovely for a delicate and amazing girl like Mary Sue Dice, whose tread was extreme. He turned around and found the Master staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" the Master said intensely. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
the Doctor had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so provocatively. "Mary Sue Dice asked to meet me here." As he gazed at the Master, his toe nail began to throb smokily.
"Oh," the Master said, approvingly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," the Doctor said and caught the Master by his arm. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," the Master said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like the last boarding call that comes from the opposite end of the terminal.
From behind a pea, Mary Sue Dice watched with a noisy light in her beautiful eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "the Doctor/the Master". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the peacock from extinction.
XD Is that not sweet? I couldn't have written it better myself. XD
A Disturbing Occurrence
the Doctor paced up and down, jiggling his lips. His very good friend, Mary Sue Dice, had arranged to meet him here at the beach house. "I have something cheesy to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Dice was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, the Doctor expected to see her bounce up, her annoying hair streaming behind her and her clean eyes aglow.
the Doctor heard footsteps, but they seemed rather lovely for a delicate and amazing girl like Mary Sue Dice, whose tread was extreme. He turned around and found the Master staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" the Master said intensely. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
the Doctor had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so provocatively. "Mary Sue Dice asked to meet me here." As he gazed at the Master, his toe nail began to throb smokily.
"Oh," the Master said, approvingly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," the Doctor said and caught the Master by his arm. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," the Master said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like the last boarding call that comes from the opposite end of the terminal.
From behind a pea, Mary Sue Dice watched with a noisy light in her beautiful eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "the Doctor/the Master". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the peacock from extinction.
XD Is that not sweet? I couldn't have written it better myself. XD