AMELIA and I are the COOLEST
Golden frogs taste like peanut butter testicles. I ate one once and almost died by choking on it. Fucking in golden gazebos takes tons of cushions because it's quite uncomfortable for baby-making which makes babies. Spit is so useful while aspiring to dominate little masochists. They're addicted to saliva in bed. Stickiness sometimes makes sad faces on the children whom feel depressed about bacterial infections. Dirty babies smell delightfully fruitful and smelly, like rotten cabbage mucus. The leftover banana feces should sterilize their tongues before amoebas masturbate on top of silly string cans. These condoms are old and brittle, making sex tingly but ouch-like. Amy thinks elephants are pretty huge and very sexy to touch on days that end in y. Gray skies smiling are breath-taking when they decide bravely that blue isn't cool as gray. I am a tired, old piece of shinanigans that death couldn't deny life.