fornication

Mar 17, 2004 21:44

we saw ducks fucking at the park! and most of you missed it. shame on you. it was beautiful. no pictures, sadly.

this is public from sheer amusment. its taken me about an hour to type this. nice...you kids have fun now. ima go enjoy my shower :D

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blue_pixelized March 17 2004, 18:52:07 UTC
acctually, im pretty sure that big duck was the mother, and that "broken" duck was its child, and it needed help, so it took it under it's breast and helped it to shore, but i didn't want to spoil your fun

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_yukari_ March 17 2004, 20:24:11 UTC
so...the mother helped the 'broken' child by forcing it under the water for 5-10 mins, while doing its whole..mating thrust thing? that doesnt make much sense.

then again i dont make much sense either. it was more entertaining thanks to the commentary, no matter what they were doing.

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forlackofwords March 17 2004, 21:06:43 UTC
oh come on kat, everyone knows that thrusting is a vital part of sex being a good mommy duck.

>.>
<.<

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inside_voices March 17 2004, 19:33:17 UTC
quack.
wow...just...wow. it was awesome ^ ^

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_yukari_ March 17 2004, 20:25:01 UTC
indeed.
i <3 all of you. weeeeoo...

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inside_voices March 18 2004, 02:44:19 UTC
except for anyone who's a quarter jewish. damned little monkies.

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the_ninja_elf March 18 2004, 12:44:31 UTC
haha! yeah. the commentary truly made the experience.

And HEY, i don't want to be hearing any more about criss-crossing my species. you called them ducks too. so, hah! *sticks out tongue at kat*

Geese, ducks...as long as they're waterfowl getting their freak on, it doesn't matter much.

Ash

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dj_screetcha March 17 2004, 21:04:52 UTC
dAMMMN Y0? DEEM SHITS WAS HUMP'N?

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_yukari_ March 18 2004, 11:35:50 UTC
yea. dey was yo.

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