Oct 21, 2004 17:31
this week has been kinda dull.
today we went to the bessemer civic center to watch a mexican dance thing hahah it was funny...i saw pelham ppl there! haha me and lindsey messamore we're like naming everyone and waving because they wouldnt let us go see them....jerks! haha
so then we went out to eat and we ended up smelling like three amigos...it was horrible but the food was good haha.
yeah i'm gonna tell you this really stupid joke because i'm REALLY bored...soo here goes:
there was this kid...and he was about to go to kindergarten and his dad told him if he did really good in school and didn't get in trouble he'd get him whatever he wanted.
so he goes to school and at the end of the year his dad asks him what he wants and he says 10,000 pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls.
so for first grade his dad tells him if he goes to school and does good he'll give him anything he wants....at the end of the year his dad asks him what he wants and he says 10,000 pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls.
for second grade his dad tells him if he goes to school and does good he'll give him anything he wants....at the end of the year his dad asks him what he wants and he says 10,000 pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls.
for third grade his dad tells him if he goes to school and does good he'll give him anything he wants....at the end of the year his dad asks him what he wants and he says 10,000 pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls.
for fourth grade his dad tells him if he goes to school and does good he'll give him anything he wants....at the end of the year his dad asks him what he wants and he says 10,000 pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls.
for fifth grade his dad tells him if he goes to school and does good he'll give him anything he wants....at the end of the year his dad asks him what he wants and he says 10,000 pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls.
for sixth grade his dad tells him if he goes to school and does good he'll give him anything he wants a playstation or bomb box maybe..whatever.... so at the end of the year his dad asks him what he wants and he says 10,000 pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls.
for seventh grade his dad tells him if he goes to school and does good he'll give him anything he wants....at the end of the year his dad asks him what he wants and he says 10,000 pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls.
for eigth grade his dad tells him if he goes to school and does good he'll give him anything he wants. he tells him since he's probably getting interested in girls he can have a girl boy party or anything he wants....at the end of the year his dad asks him what he wants and he says 10,000 pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls.
for ninth grade his dad tells him if he goes to school and does good he'll give him anything he wants....at the end of the year his dad asks him what he wants and he says 10,000 pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls.
for tenth grade his dad tells him if he goes to school and does good he'll give him anything he wants...a truck or anything since he's about to start driving....at the end of the year his dad asks him what he wants and he says 10,000 pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls.
for eleventh grade his dad tells him if he goes to school and does good he'll give him anything he wants....at the end of the year his dad asks him what he wants and he says 10,000 pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls.
for twelvth grade his dad says "son you're about to go off to college and you don't even have a car yet...so if you do well in school i'll buy you a brand new car." so at the end of the year his dad asks him what he wants and he says 10,000 pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls.
(he finally gets his license and a truck somewhere down the road)
so one day the son gets in a wreck and he's rushed to the emergency room. his mom and dad are all crying and his dad asks him mom to leave for a minute. his dad tells him "you know, son i love you....blah blah blah...........but i just gotta ask you...what did you want with all of those pink and purple polk a dotted ping pong balls?"
and his son said...."I.......I............"
and he died.
haha that's the dumbest thing ever.