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Hmph. That stupid Karin, always nagging at me at every chance possible. I was tryin' ta watch TV yesterday until he stepped right in front of it and turned it off. That dumb cat, I was right in th' middle of this interestin' program on the Food Channel. Just why did he hafta do that anyway? Stupid cat.
Then he starts sayin', "Yajirobe, you spend all of your time sitting around and watching TV. It's time you need to get out and do something more productive. Why don't you go out and go to the park, for instance?" Yeah, whatever. I just sighed and said, "Yeah, I guess", just so he'd shut the heck up.
Just ta make him happy, I got into my air car and headed out to th' park. It was kinda boring there, so I just sat down on the bench and pulled out some potato chips I snuck on the way out and ate 'em. Great. Now some stupid kids are walkin' by and making fun of me by going, "Hey look at the Pillsbury Doughboy with the orange tablecloth! HA! HA! HA! HA!". What a bunch of idiots.
Oh yeah, some little girl next ta me with a balloon was runnin' up near the bench I was sittin' at and said, "MOMMY! WHERE ARE YOU, MOMMY?!?! WAAAH!!!". Ya know, I could've just ignored her since it wasn't my problem anyway. I used to not have a conscience before I knew Karin, but somehow that stupid cat drilled one right into my head and before I knew it, that voice of his tells me, "Yajirobe, you know you should help this little girl. It wouldn't hurt."
So I ask her, "Why ya cryin', kid?" and she said, "I can't find my mommy anywhere. Can you help me, Mr. Pumpkin Man?" Oh great, first I try ta help her, now she insults me. Well anyway, I walk along with her ta try to find her mom and I saw she had a bag of candy in her hand. I asked if I could have some candy, and she just has th' nerve ta turn her nose at me and say, "No. A fat man like you shouldn't have any candy anyway." Hmph. I said, "Hey I know ya aren't gonna eat all that candy, at least let me have some."
Well after what seemed to take a long time ta find her mother, that little girl ran up to her and said, "Mommy! Mommy! That fat man helped me!" Wonderful. Just wonderful. I go through all that trouble and she keeps on insultin' me. Hmph. Well just for that I take out my sword and pop that balloon and she starts cryin'. Well she deserves it, after she kept insulting me like that. Now her mom comes over and knees me in the nether region. Gah, that hurt. So much for helpin' that little kid anyway. Drat, and I didn't even get a piece of that candy she had....
Then he starts sayin', "Yajirobe, you spend all of your time sitting around and watching TV. It's time you need to get out and do something more productive. Why don't you go out and go to the park, for instance?" Yeah, whatever. I just sighed and said, "Yeah, I guess", just so he'd shut the heck up.
Just ta make him happy, I got into my air car and headed out to th' park. It was kinda boring there, so I just sat down on the bench and pulled out some potato chips I snuck on the way out and ate 'em. Great. Now some stupid kids are walkin' by and making fun of me by going, "Hey look at the Pillsbury Doughboy with the orange tablecloth! HA! HA! HA! HA!". What a bunch of idiots.
Oh yeah, some little girl next ta me with a balloon was runnin' up near the bench I was sittin' at and said, "MOMMY! WHERE ARE YOU, MOMMY?!?! WAAAH!!!". Ya know, I could've just ignored her since it wasn't my problem anyway. I used to not have a conscience before I knew Karin, but somehow that stupid cat drilled one right into my head and before I knew it, that voice of his tells me, "Yajirobe, you know you should help this little girl. It wouldn't hurt."
So I ask her, "Why ya cryin', kid?" and she said, "I can't find my mommy anywhere. Can you help me, Mr. Pumpkin Man?" Oh great, first I try ta help her, now she insults me. Well anyway, I walk along with her ta try to find her mom and I saw she had a bag of candy in her hand. I asked if I could have some candy, and she just has th' nerve ta turn her nose at me and say, "No. A fat man like you shouldn't have any candy anyway." Hmph. I said, "Hey I know ya aren't gonna eat all that candy, at least let me have some."
Well after what seemed to take a long time ta find her mother, that little girl ran up to her and said, "Mommy! Mommy! That fat man helped me!" Wonderful. Just wonderful. I go through all that trouble and she keeps on insultin' me. Hmph. Well just for that I take out my sword and pop that balloon and she starts cryin'. Well she deserves it, after she kept insulting me like that. Now her mom comes over and knees me in the nether region. Gah, that hurt. So much for helpin' that little kid anyway. Drat, and I didn't even get a piece of that candy she had....