Mar 14, 2006 17:32
┣ List 10 things you want to say to people but know you never will.
┣ Don't say who they are.
┣ Disable comments.
┗ Never discuss it again.
1. I love you.
2. You give me the heebee-jeebies.
3. I don't like your husband/wife.
4. I don't like your boyfriend(s)/girlfriend(s).
5. You lie.
6. I don't approve of the way you are living your life.
7. You are a complete and total moron, and a creep to the nth degree, and if you even think about going near any of my children, I will string you up by a body part (or two).
8. Your politics are goofy and not well thought out, and that is putting it nicely.
9. So your mother/father/spouse did something awful. Get over it and move on. Be a grown-up, dammit.
10. Your "personality" is contrived.
BONUS REMARKS:
11. Do you children really think I could publicly post anything like "I want to kiss/touch/hug you?" HAH!
12. Get away from Muffin's breasts!