Guess who's back. Back again...
Hey I figured I'd spice up Gina/Julia's friend page with a rare entry, to show that I haven't died. I would update more but I really don't feel like I have a lot to write about. Plus I don't update that much on facebook, which I am bound to because of college friends moving away, and I am content to read amusing entries on communities. So here's a quiz spree cause I am too lazy to rant about pop culture/write at all...
Your Score: Chai Latté
If you were a drink, you'd be 89% alternative, 21% caustic and 44% playful. Mmm, tasty.
So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a Chai Latté.
A sweet, black tea with milk and an assortment of spices, a chai latté is the perfect choice for anyone who wants tea, but wants something a little bit more unusual as well. Like you, chai teas are soothing, but they have a refreshing sweetness to them as well (for the record, this is the category I scored in, so I think you're awesome :D).
In other words, you measured as more alternative than mainstream. This may mean that your tastes, views, and attitudes are a bit more left-of-centre.
You also measured as more gentle than caustic. This may mean that you're a less aggressive person, that you're generally calmer than most people, and that you are better at keeping a level head in most situations.
Finally, you measured as somewhere in between serious and playful. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.
Your Score: The Oscar Nominee
Your career as a celebrity would have a 22% focus on sex, 0% focus on drugs, a 51% level of publicity and a 63% credible selection of work in film/music.
We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as THE OSCAR NOMINEE.
But will Meryl Streep finish the sentence, "and the Oscar goes to..." with your name? That all depends on how high your scores in publicity and credibility are. As history shows, many Oscar winners do two things: they take themselves very seriously, and they whore themselves around for publicity just enough to get the attention of Oscar voters. Your good behaviour puts you in a better position, though. After all, it was speculated that Russell Crowe's frequent bad behaviour lost him an Oscar for A Beautiful Mind. Just don't let all that red-carpet glamour go to your head.
Your category is home to the well-known and highly respected actors and other celebs. Julia Roberts, Jack Nicholson, Charlize Theron, Kevin Spacey. It's also home to the generally good actors who get caught up in scandal, like Winona Ryder.
To put it more simply, your work as a celebrity would have:
A low emphasis on sex
A low emphasis on drug consumption
A high level of publicity
A high degree of career credibility
Your Score: Cuteness Dabbler
You've got a 37% tolerance for the cute, cuddly, huggable, fluffy things in life.
So, you're generally in favour of cuteness, but you're not crazy about it. Fair enough, many people aren't. I'm guessing you don't mind babies, small children or animals, but you're probably not making a career out of it, and you won't be hosting an Animal Hospital-type show anytime soon.
Barney probably still makes you queasy (and if you have no idea who that is, lucky you). Again, totally understandable. Who wants to hear some lame song about people loving each other, anyway? Not you. Well, maybe love in more of an intimate, sexual, full-bodied sense, but certainly not with a man in a purple dinosaur suit. Aside from the weirdness factor, he's probably really immature in bed.
Maybe you're a parent and you've had to deal with the rough side of children enough to appreciate the cuteness, but also enough to know that cuteness comes at a cost and that children can sometimes be absolute monsters. Maybe you're just someone with a soft spot for children and animals, but a limit on how much you can take. I'm guessing you probably get some enjoyment out of the recent slew of animated movies (Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, Ice Age et al) but you probably like them just as much for the adult-oriented jokes as for the cuteness factor. You probably liked children's shows as a kid, but there was still that part of you that wanted to watch what your parents were watching. I was the same, always wanted to watch Beverly Hills 90210 or The X-Files, but NO... I had to put up with bloody 7th Heaven. Bah.
Your Score: Sufficiently Sexy
You scored 69%!
60%-79%
You are very sexy!
You definitely have sex appeal and I'm sure that you get noticed. Don't be afraid to be alluring sometimes though, but also be aware of your non-physical qualities.
The Interested In This Aussie Test
The Match The Actors To The Movie Test
Link: The Ultimate Sex Appeal For Women Test written by aussierick on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Your Score: Kitsune
You scored 13 in Malice and 27 in Chaos!
You are the Kitsune, or "Fox demon," the ultimate doer of mischief. Kitsune belong to a class of demons known as "Henge," or animal shape-shifters, along with the Tanuki, or badger-demon. They are uncanny creatures who are notorious as much for their malevolence as for their wild and unpredictable behavior; a fox demon may help a human, only to betray him in deepest consequence at a later date. Kitsune are known to frequently possess women or pose as humans, causing chaos and catastrophe where ever they go. They are mischievous creatures who take great pleasure in playing terrible tricks on unsuspecting mortals; however, this behavior indicates that they are more perversely playful and apathetic to human suffering than genuinely evil and desirous of harm.
Link: The Japanese Demon Profile Test written by Maharbal on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Your Score: The Belle
You scored 51% Age and 68% Style!
Sweet and charming. And eligible. This could get serious. If your choice mattered. (You don't think Keira looks sweet and charming in that pic? Then find a better shot yourself!)
Link: The What Is My Taste in Women Test written by vitabenz on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Your Score: Chai Latté
If you were a drink, you'd be 89% alternative, 21% caustic and 44% playful. Mmm, tasty.
So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be a Chai Latté.
A sweet, black tea with milk and an assortment of spices, a chai latté is the perfect choice for anyone who wants tea, but wants something a little bit more unusual as well. Like you, chai teas are soothing, but they have a refreshing sweetness to them as well (for the record, this is the category I scored in, so I think you're awesome :D).
In other words, you measured as more alternative than mainstream. This may mean that your tastes, views, and attitudes are a bit more left-of-centre.
You also measured as more gentle than caustic. This may mean that you're a less aggressive person, that you're generally calmer than most people, and that you are better at keeping a level head in most situations.
Finally, you measured as somewhere in between serious and playful. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.
Your Score: The Oscar Nominee
Your career as a celebrity would have a 22% focus on sex, 0% focus on drugs, a 51% level of publicity and a 63% credible selection of work in film/music.
We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as THE OSCAR NOMINEE.
But will Meryl Streep finish the sentence, "and the Oscar goes to..." with your name? That all depends on how high your scores in publicity and credibility are. As history shows, many Oscar winners do two things: they take themselves very seriously, and they whore themselves around for publicity just enough to get the attention of Oscar voters. Your good behaviour puts you in a better position, though. After all, it was speculated that Russell Crowe's frequent bad behaviour lost him an Oscar for A Beautiful Mind. Just don't let all that red-carpet glamour go to your head.
Your category is home to the well-known and highly respected actors and other celebs. Julia Roberts, Jack Nicholson, Charlize Theron, Kevin Spacey. It's also home to the generally good actors who get caught up in scandal, like Winona Ryder.
To put it more simply, your work as a celebrity would have:
A low emphasis on sex
A low emphasis on drug consumption
A high level of publicity
A high degree of career credibility
Your Score: Cuteness Dabbler
You've got a 37% tolerance for the cute, cuddly, huggable, fluffy things in life.
So, you're generally in favour of cuteness, but you're not crazy about it. Fair enough, many people aren't. I'm guessing you don't mind babies, small children or animals, but you're probably not making a career out of it, and you won't be hosting an Animal Hospital-type show anytime soon.
Barney probably still makes you queasy (and if you have no idea who that is, lucky you). Again, totally understandable. Who wants to hear some lame song about people loving each other, anyway? Not you. Well, maybe love in more of an intimate, sexual, full-bodied sense, but certainly not with a man in a purple dinosaur suit. Aside from the weirdness factor, he's probably really immature in bed.
Maybe you're a parent and you've had to deal with the rough side of children enough to appreciate the cuteness, but also enough to know that cuteness comes at a cost and that children can sometimes be absolute monsters. Maybe you're just someone with a soft spot for children and animals, but a limit on how much you can take. I'm guessing you probably get some enjoyment out of the recent slew of animated movies (Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, Ice Age et al) but you probably like them just as much for the adult-oriented jokes as for the cuteness factor. You probably liked children's shows as a kid, but there was still that part of you that wanted to watch what your parents were watching. I was the same, always wanted to watch Beverly Hills 90210 or The X-Files, but NO... I had to put up with bloody 7th Heaven. Bah.
Your Score: Sufficiently Sexy
You scored 69%!
60%-79%
You are very sexy!
You definitely have sex appeal and I'm sure that you get noticed. Don't be afraid to be alluring sometimes though, but also be aware of your non-physical qualities.
The Interested In This Aussie Test
The Match The Actors To The Movie Test
Link: The Ultimate Sex Appeal For Women Test written by aussierick on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Your Score: Kitsune
You scored 13 in Malice and 27 in Chaos!
You are the Kitsune, or "Fox demon," the ultimate doer of mischief. Kitsune belong to a class of demons known as "Henge," or animal shape-shifters, along with the Tanuki, or badger-demon. They are uncanny creatures who are notorious as much for their malevolence as for their wild and unpredictable behavior; a fox demon may help a human, only to betray him in deepest consequence at a later date. Kitsune are known to frequently possess women or pose as humans, causing chaos and catastrophe where ever they go. They are mischievous creatures who take great pleasure in playing terrible tricks on unsuspecting mortals; however, this behavior indicates that they are more perversely playful and apathetic to human suffering than genuinely evil and desirous of harm.
Link: The Japanese Demon Profile Test written by Maharbal on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Your Score: The Belle
You scored 51% Age and 68% Style!
Sweet and charming. And eligible. This could get serious. If your choice mattered. (You don't think Keira looks sweet and charming in that pic? Then find a better shot yourself!)
Link: The What Is My Taste in Women Test written by vitabenz on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test