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Today was the day of silence (as you all probably know already), so I did not talk for the whole school day. It was intense!
I really suck at charades, first of all, so it was really hard to communicate with my friends. Also I kinda took for granted all the times that I did speak about little things, like "can I go to the bathroom?" and "sign this permission slip" without having to make a spectacle. It was also frustrating trying to explain myself to people. We had speech cards, but people still didn't get why we were silent.
I didn't encounter too many problems, but I probably royally freaked out my person because I had to introduce my self without speaking, and I didn't meet him before he came here. So that was interesting...
The only problem I did have today was that my Chinese class is stupy and I wanted to punch the majority of them in the face. They would be like "It's gay not to talk" and they just didn't get why we were being silent, so I was pretty damn annoyed. My teacher was cool though and stopped them. So yay Di Laoshi!
Today has made me realize how random and very messed up my mind is, this is what I thought about:
1. If Count Chocoula and Booberry had a fight, who would win?
2. Does eating Count Chocoula cereal make you a vampire because by having a vampire as a mascot then they are insinuating that their cereal is made of blood because vampires can only drink blood.
3. I figured out that the honey nut cheerios mascot's name is Buzz (just so people know).
4. I envisioned a disturbing image of Chinese school kids singing and dancing with happy, fuzzy bunnies, an octopus, a chipmunk and Chairman Mao and randomly Jackie Chan when we heard a Chairman Mao song that Chinese children sing.
5. In oceans when they were talking about Baleen whales, I thought about my brother's old high school English teacher who had a mustache so I was cracking up in my mind.
6. I wondered how I could send Joss Wheadon a bust of his head made entirely out of starburst through the mail without it melting.
7. I wondered if starbursts could melt.
8. Then I debated fall out boy lyrics :
(the original)I am an arms dealer
Fitting you with weapons in the form of words
And don't really care which side wins
As long as the room keeps singing
That's just the business I'm in, yeah
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
I'm not a shoulder to cry on
But I digress
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh so intricate,
Oh so intricate
[x2]
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned whorehouses
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned whorehouse
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned whorehouse
This bandwagon's full
Please, catch another
I'm bleeding now
And all these things are oh so witchical
Oh so witchical
[x2]
Yeahh…
Whoa-ohh
All the boys who the dance floor didn't love
And all the girls whose lips are on the man whore
Sing, until your lungs rip out out
My version (which is so much better)
I am an arm stealer
Filling you with weapons in deforming worms
And don't really care witches hav
As long as the room keeps spining
That's just the business I'm in, yeah
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned whorehouse
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned whorehouse
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned whorehouse
I'm not a bolder pile of
moldy dress yeah
I wrote the gospel on spilling gus
(pretty stinky mumble mumble )
But the real long smells have really sucked
(mumble mumble yeah)
At night we're wearing your trash-sup **aside: would trash-sup be like the hobo equivalent of ketchup?**
crashing your cigars,
No, more like p-p-p-panties
This sandwagon's full
Please, ride my brother
Yeahh…
Whoa-ohh
9. Then I wondered if there were any books that could teach me how to speak whale. Cause that would be sweet. Or if you tried to speak whale, would you get bitch slapped by one because you accidentally said a swear in their language.
10. Then I wondered if there were Chinese Whales or Black whales and if animals had races or stereotypes-- like can there be a ghetto monkey? Is there a monkey ghetto?
Basically that was a peak into my mind, so I will stop there because the rest is even weirder/more random/creepier.
I really suck at charades, first of all, so it was really hard to communicate with my friends. Also I kinda took for granted all the times that I did speak about little things, like "can I go to the bathroom?" and "sign this permission slip" without having to make a spectacle. It was also frustrating trying to explain myself to people. We had speech cards, but people still didn't get why we were silent.
I didn't encounter too many problems, but I probably royally freaked out my person because I had to introduce my self without speaking, and I didn't meet him before he came here. So that was interesting...
The only problem I did have today was that my Chinese class is stupy and I wanted to punch the majority of them in the face. They would be like "It's gay not to talk" and they just didn't get why we were being silent, so I was pretty damn annoyed. My teacher was cool though and stopped them. So yay Di Laoshi!
Today has made me realize how random and very messed up my mind is, this is what I thought about:
1. If Count Chocoula and Booberry had a fight, who would win?
2. Does eating Count Chocoula cereal make you a vampire because by having a vampire as a mascot then they are insinuating that their cereal is made of blood because vampires can only drink blood.
3. I figured out that the honey nut cheerios mascot's name is Buzz (just so people know).
4. I envisioned a disturbing image of Chinese school kids singing and dancing with happy, fuzzy bunnies, an octopus, a chipmunk and Chairman Mao and randomly Jackie Chan when we heard a Chairman Mao song that Chinese children sing.
5. In oceans when they were talking about Baleen whales, I thought about my brother's old high school English teacher who had a mustache so I was cracking up in my mind.
6. I wondered how I could send Joss Wheadon a bust of his head made entirely out of starburst through the mail without it melting.
7. I wondered if starbursts could melt.
8. Then I debated fall out boy lyrics :
(the original)I am an arms dealer
Fitting you with weapons in the form of words
And don't really care which side wins
As long as the room keeps singing
That's just the business I'm in, yeah
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned arms race
I'm not a shoulder to cry on
But I digress
I'm a leading man
And the lies I weave are oh so intricate,
Oh so intricate
[x2]
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned whorehouses
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned whorehouse
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned whorehouse
This bandwagon's full
Please, catch another
I'm bleeding now
And all these things are oh so witchical
Oh so witchical
[x2]
Yeahh…
Whoa-ohh
All the boys who the dance floor didn't love
And all the girls whose lips are on the man whore
Sing, until your lungs rip out out
My version (which is so much better)
I am an arm stealer
Filling you with weapons in deforming worms
And don't really care witches hav
As long as the room keeps spining
That's just the business I'm in, yeah
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned whorehouse
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned whorehouse
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamned whorehouse
I'm not a bolder pile of
moldy dress yeah
I wrote the gospel on spilling gus
(pretty stinky mumble mumble )
But the real long smells have really sucked
(mumble mumble yeah)
At night we're wearing your trash-sup **aside: would trash-sup be like the hobo equivalent of ketchup?**
crashing your cigars,
No, more like p-p-p-panties
This sandwagon's full
Please, ride my brother
Yeahh…
Whoa-ohh
9. Then I wondered if there were any books that could teach me how to speak whale. Cause that would be sweet. Or if you tried to speak whale, would you get bitch slapped by one because you accidentally said a swear in their language.
10. Then I wondered if there were Chinese Whales or Black whales and if animals had races or stereotypes-- like can there be a ghetto monkey? Is there a monkey ghetto?
Basically that was a peak into my mind, so I will stop there because the rest is even weirder/more random/creepier.