Today was... interesting
I had an eventful fucking day.
Today was my little birthday/graduation party at Look Park.
I invited some really close friends...
Not one fucking person (except Kimmie & Lenny) showed up.
Bastards.
(Not you Jaim, I love you!)
But my family from New York came to celebrate with me.
Yea... I have a big fucking family.
Let's see...
My Titi (that means Aunt in Spanish for the numb-nuts out there!) Lucy, Uncle Frankie, cousin Julian, Titi Josie, cousins Angel & Tevis (I'll talk about them later!), cousin Delilah, cousin Stevie (he is so fucking adorable!!), Uncle George, Titi Grace, and Uncle Pete.
Whew!!!
Us Puerto Ricans man...
We multiply like roaches.
I shit you not!
They all came Saturday afternoon and left today at 6:30.
Allow me to share my weekend with you.
~Friday~
Cleaning my messy room all fucking day.
~Saturday~
I woke up at the ass-crack of dawn to go to my first day of work.
I work as the hotel Northampton...
I'm a housekeeper!
My uniform is fucking sick!!
It's a green dress with a white little apron.
It's HOT!!!
So I go to work,
Blah, blah, blah.
I come home, finish cleaning my room, and wait for the family to come.
So they get here and we just have the GREATEST time.
I love my family.
They are so awesome!!
We crack on each other so much.
Good times... good times.
That night I decide to show my cousins Angel, Tevis, and Julian out on the town.
We're walking around...
And Angel just starts cracking on all the people who walk by us.
I eventually get thirsty so we head to Pops corner store to buy my ass some water.
I get my water while my older cousin Angel (he's 24) gets 2 Smirnoffs... Green apple.
We had ourselves a good time.
Angel is so fucking funny.
Just the shit he says about people.
Where he comes up with this random shit...
I have no fucking clue.
He is so hot!!!
Okay he's not hot...
He's the sexiest, most attractive guy I've ever met.
If he wasn't my cousin...
Oh HENRY!!!
Okay fuck that...
He is my cousin and I'd still do him.
He's that fucking hot.
Is that wrong?!
Oh man...
Spending time with him made me so much hornier.
My cousin Tevis...
What to say about him.
We go back.
I grew up with that fucking kid.
His penis was the first one I ever saw.
As weird and sick as that sounds...
We were little...
It was okay at that age.
He's like my fucking brother.
We had a good time just talking to each other...
Catching up on all the shit we missed.
I love that fucking kid to death...
I'd die for him.
As extreme as that sounds...
It's true.
*Sigh*
I love my family.
What a great weekend.
Now tomorrow I have to go back to work.
Whoo frickin hoo...
Bitches.
I just bought the new Harry Potter book!!!
I'm gonna go start reading it...
Today was my little birthday/graduation party at Look Park.
I invited some really close friends...
Not one fucking person (except Kimmie & Lenny) showed up.
Bastards.
(Not you Jaim, I love you!)
But my family from New York came to celebrate with me.
Yea... I have a big fucking family.
Let's see...
My Titi (that means Aunt in Spanish for the numb-nuts out there!) Lucy, Uncle Frankie, cousin Julian, Titi Josie, cousins Angel & Tevis (I'll talk about them later!), cousin Delilah, cousin Stevie (he is so fucking adorable!!), Uncle George, Titi Grace, and Uncle Pete.
Whew!!!
Us Puerto Ricans man...
We multiply like roaches.
I shit you not!
They all came Saturday afternoon and left today at 6:30.
Allow me to share my weekend with you.
~Friday~
Cleaning my messy room all fucking day.
~Saturday~
I woke up at the ass-crack of dawn to go to my first day of work.
I work as the hotel Northampton...
I'm a housekeeper!
My uniform is fucking sick!!
It's a green dress with a white little apron.
It's HOT!!!
So I go to work,
Blah, blah, blah.
I come home, finish cleaning my room, and wait for the family to come.
So they get here and we just have the GREATEST time.
I love my family.
They are so awesome!!
We crack on each other so much.
Good times... good times.
That night I decide to show my cousins Angel, Tevis, and Julian out on the town.
We're walking around...
And Angel just starts cracking on all the people who walk by us.
I eventually get thirsty so we head to Pops corner store to buy my ass some water.
I get my water while my older cousin Angel (he's 24) gets 2 Smirnoffs... Green apple.
We had ourselves a good time.
Angel is so fucking funny.
Just the shit he says about people.
Where he comes up with this random shit...
I have no fucking clue.
He is so hot!!!
Okay he's not hot...
He's the sexiest, most attractive guy I've ever met.
If he wasn't my cousin...
Oh HENRY!!!
Okay fuck that...
He is my cousin and I'd still do him.
He's that fucking hot.
Is that wrong?!
Oh man...
Spending time with him made me so much hornier.
My cousin Tevis...
What to say about him.
We go back.
I grew up with that fucking kid.
His penis was the first one I ever saw.
As weird and sick as that sounds...
We were little...
It was okay at that age.
He's like my fucking brother.
We had a good time just talking to each other...
Catching up on all the shit we missed.
I love that fucking kid to death...
I'd die for him.
As extreme as that sounds...
It's true.
*Sigh*
I love my family.
What a great weekend.
Now tomorrow I have to go back to work.
Whoo frickin hoo...
Bitches.
I just bought the new Harry Potter book!!!
I'm gonna go start reading it...