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if alice in wonderland ever became a real movie, with actors and actresses, my backyard would be the perfect place to film it. heres why:
when you are back there, its like you're on drugs. there are plants that are scary as hell. have you ever seen a weed with leaves bigger than your torso, that are half an inch thick, and are fucking HOT PINK???? i didnt think so. theres this weed, right, and a year ago it started to grow. back then, i kind of took care of stuff back there, but i didnt want to cut this one, because i wanted to see how big it could get. so far: 9 feet tall. there are other crazy things out there that i dont even want to talk about. so today, i decided to go out there to 'explore' and i put my hand on the 9 foot weed, and it BIT me. whateverthefuck it was, it bit me. i guess i have man eating plants in my backyard. man eating plants who are mutating into monsters. great...
when you are back there, its like you're on drugs. there are plants that are scary as hell. have you ever seen a weed with leaves bigger than your torso, that are half an inch thick, and are fucking HOT PINK???? i didnt think so. theres this weed, right, and a year ago it started to grow. back then, i kind of took care of stuff back there, but i didnt want to cut this one, because i wanted to see how big it could get. so far: 9 feet tall. there are other crazy things out there that i dont even want to talk about. so today, i decided to go out there to 'explore' and i put my hand on the 9 foot weed, and it BIT me. whateverthefuck it was, it bit me. i guess i have man eating plants in my backyard. man eating plants who are mutating into monsters. great...