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So I had the strangest night ever on thursday....
I was sitting on my couch, watching the Simpons and eating Kraft Mac n' Cheese. My gay roommate, my hippie stoner roommate, and her brother were sitting on our porch. During a commercial break I head loud screeching tires and the sound of crashing cars. Running out onto the porch I see that a car got T-boned in the intersection right outside my house. It was a pretty rad wreck so I got my camera and went down to the wreck to take pictures.
Now, I live in the really bad part of Providence. As Im taking pictures, some topless drunk black dude starts yelling "yo, look at this motherfucking cracker taking pictures for evidence or some shit!" After hearing this I'm like, yo, fuck this, I'm not gonna get jacked for taking pictures. As Im walking away the black dude takes a swing at me, and misses. Normally, in any other situation, I'd probably try to start shit or whatever, but realizing I was the only white dude in a crowd of about 20, I peace out and head back to my apartment.
I go to sit back on my porch and watch what happens with the rest of the accident, when ANOTHER black dude starts riding up and down our street on a mountain bike yelling "Yo niggaz, who wants a new mountain bike, 20 dollaz!" Now, I don't want, no need a mountain bike. But to keep with the theme of the day, I yell down to the dude that Ill take it, and to hold on cause Ill be right down.
When I get to the door, and get the bike from the dude, the only thing he said to me (after I gave him the money) was "the rear brakes are a little spongey, so you might want to tighten up the cable"
right.....
I was sitting on my couch, watching the Simpons and eating Kraft Mac n' Cheese. My gay roommate, my hippie stoner roommate, and her brother were sitting on our porch. During a commercial break I head loud screeching tires and the sound of crashing cars. Running out onto the porch I see that a car got T-boned in the intersection right outside my house. It was a pretty rad wreck so I got my camera and went down to the wreck to take pictures.
Now, I live in the really bad part of Providence. As Im taking pictures, some topless drunk black dude starts yelling "yo, look at this motherfucking cracker taking pictures for evidence or some shit!" After hearing this I'm like, yo, fuck this, I'm not gonna get jacked for taking pictures. As Im walking away the black dude takes a swing at me, and misses. Normally, in any other situation, I'd probably try to start shit or whatever, but realizing I was the only white dude in a crowd of about 20, I peace out and head back to my apartment.
I go to sit back on my porch and watch what happens with the rest of the accident, when ANOTHER black dude starts riding up and down our street on a mountain bike yelling "Yo niggaz, who wants a new mountain bike, 20 dollaz!" Now, I don't want, no need a mountain bike. But to keep with the theme of the day, I yell down to the dude that Ill take it, and to hold on cause Ill be right down.
When I get to the door, and get the bike from the dude, the only thing he said to me (after I gave him the money) was "the rear brakes are a little spongey, so you might want to tighten up the cable"
right.....