the handy-dandy notebook.

Apr 24, 2005 12:50

The handy dandy notebook has saved lives everywhere.
april 50, 1111, a child was walking in the road, until she tripped over a book. it said on the cover "handy dandy notbeook." she took the book home and showed her parents... and her parents called the cops. the cops rushed over to the house and asked what the parents were talking about. the parents told the cops about how some kid had found this book in .. 100 b.c.. and had became a drug dealer, a low life, smoked pot, created jimi hendrx, and created vodka. he had been walking around during april.. and dropped the book, where he had a massive heartatache from doing drugs, playin the g-tah, drinking, and looking at a squirrel, ALL AT THE SAME TIME. dammmmmmn straight, son. well anyway, the kid became just the same way. but this time he turned into some type of elephant.

thats it. simone keane, is officially my god. no doubt about it. <3
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