For those not currently onboard with f_w/Crazy HP fandom:
Snapewank 2006!To which I can only say: what. the. fuck. are. these. people. on.
If you're too lazy to read the entire thing, don't miss
this response in the comments from one of the ladies involved and
this LJ post explaining why she thinks Snape is a real person. I am liking one of the comments: Get meds. Better living through chemisty. Bwa!
Pure gold.
Also, via
elflady_2001 (thank god someone on my flist still has their finger on the pulse of LOTR fandom):
Talks going on for New Line to secure the rights to two LOTR prequels based on The Hobbit