Email XIX: It's a free world, yeah?
Man, these new iPods look nifty. I want to get me one of them. (Not because I can shove porn on it, you douchebag.)
Oh look, one click ordering.
Considering the Prof did make me read Romeo and Juliet, Othello, and other great works by dead white guys, I think I owe myself a little treat.
When the package arrives, bring it down, will you?
-John.
PS. Man, I knew she was twisted, but I didn't know she was twisted enough to make a pass at you.
Oh look, one click ordering.
Considering the Prof did make me read Romeo and Juliet, Othello, and other great works by dead white guys, I think I owe myself a little treat.
When the package arrives, bring it down, will you?
-John.
PS. Man, I knew she was twisted, but I didn't know she was twisted enough to make a pass at you.