Email XXXIII: As long as you don't look like one, my life will be less of a cheap horror spinoff.

Apr 01, 2006 12:17

Amazingly enough, Drake, I'd rather you didn't look like Magneto, especially when he was fucking. I got enough notions of that by the fact he and Mystique were all touchy-touchy.

And I'm sorry you're going stir crazy, and I'm sorry you're gonna break things, and I'm sorry I'm not there (although it would be way freaky.) I guess I'm more stir-crazy when there's other people around: if it's just me, I know there's no-one who can entertain me but me, so I just kind of...sit back. (Yeah, I never pretended to make sense.)

Well, you know, doofus, if I hadn't saved you, there'd be no-one to hold me. This is where I quote something in Latin that makes me sound smart about obvious conclusions, but basically, that's John-logic for you. I need you, Bobby, and if you tell anyone, I'll let them know you like to bite or something.

(Still your) John.
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