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“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
So there's The LJ's Prayer & Th3 L33t Pr4y3r, and also:
The Lad's Prayer
Our beer
Which are in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
They will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as it is in the local
Forgive us this day our daily spillage
As we forgive those that spillest against us
And lead us not into the poncy practice of wine tasting
And deliver us from alco-pops
For mine is the bitter
The ale and the lager
For ever and ever
Barmen.
&
The Girl's Prayer
Our cash
which art on plastic
hallowed be thy name
thy Cartier watch
thy Prada bag
on line
as it is in store
give us each day our Platinum Visa
and forgive those that stop us spending
and lead us not into Louis Vitton
for thine is the Gucci
the Dior and the Armani
for Chanel No: 5 and Eternity
Amex
^^^MY NEW AWESOMELY SWEET HEADPHONES
They are so nice and light I can barely feel them, BUT music comes out and it feels like I'm sitting in a room listening to the stereo, not blasting music directly to my ears only. Plus the armband to hold the mp3 player, which is pretty sweet and useful... lastly, it was down from $59.99 to $39.99. And they are brilliant. Yay!
Um... so... utterly distracted. Better post this before I get too lost. :P
Fin.
So there's The LJ's Prayer & Th3 L33t Pr4y3r, and also:
The Lad's Prayer
Our beer
Which are in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
They will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as it is in the local
Forgive us this day our daily spillage
As we forgive those that spillest against us
And lead us not into the poncy practice of wine tasting
And deliver us from alco-pops
For mine is the bitter
The ale and the lager
For ever and ever
Barmen.
&
The Girl's Prayer
Our cash
which art on plastic
hallowed be thy name
thy Cartier watch
thy Prada bag
on line
as it is in store
give us each day our Platinum Visa
and forgive those that stop us spending
and lead us not into Louis Vitton
for thine is the Gucci
the Dior and the Armani
for Chanel No: 5 and Eternity
Amex
^^^MY NEW AWESOMELY SWEET HEADPHONES
They are so nice and light I can barely feel them, BUT music comes out and it feels like I'm sitting in a room listening to the stereo, not blasting music directly to my ears only. Plus the armband to hold the mp3 player, which is pretty sweet and useful... lastly, it was down from $59.99 to $39.99. And they are brilliant. Yay!
Um... so... utterly distracted. Better post this before I get too lost. :P
Fin.