Urban Dictionary
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you.
1) Name?
-Michelle
Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.
guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."
hahaaha
2) Your Age?
-nineteen
One of the most useless ages ever. Nothing good happens when you're nineteen.
Kid: Hey, what's that number after eighteen?
Parent: Nineteen. Then after nineteen is twenty.
3) One of your Friends?
-Joseph
A man's man.Extremely Awesome.
Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!
hahaha
4) What should you be doing?
-homework
You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth.
damnn hahaha
5) Favorite Color?
-blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue.thats lame
6)Favorite Holiday?
-my birthday! haha
The day I came out of a vagina
7) Birthplace?
-cincinnati
For God's Sakes, why can't ANYONE say anything POSITIVE about the Queen City? Lighten up! Cincinnati is not that bad you know. Sure maybe it does have its gangs and inner-city problems, and so-called "Right-Wing Activists", but so what? Regardless of what anybody says on this site, there are things to do in Cincinnati, the Reds are a popular team, chili is NOT the only food available in the city, and many major companies are based in this great town. So if you think that all the crime and gangs completely ruins Cincinnati, then obviously you haven't been paying attention to other major metropolitan cities: Detroit, MI; Gary, IN; Newark, NJ; Compton, CA; all prime examples. I love Cincinnati, so lay off the poor town.
Cincinnati has long been the Ruler of the Ohio River Valley. It is a place to call home.
8) Your Sign?
-cancer
A disease lacking a sense of humor.
Damn, Cancer, you really killed that dude.
9)Favorite Animal?
i can't pick just one! so
-reptile
A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.
Dinosaurs were reptiles.
11) Your Favorite Emotion?
hmm idk this one is hard
-love
nature's way of tricking people into reproducing
12) Another Friend?
-lucy
A sexy, attractive female who is intelligent and understanding. A fun filled character with endless amusement. Usually found in the UK with dazzling eyes and a smile to die for, a cuddly person who means the world to anyone (unless retarded)
13) Another Friend?
-lauren
a beautiful girl whom makes you go crazy .
ahhh, look at her , she's such a lauren . . .
14) Another Friend? -brittany
A girl that commonly gets mistaken for a slut or being easy, but often is a smart and beautiful person. She knows what she is talking about and can be very wise.
Tim: Brittany looks like good ass for tonight!
Rob: Shes pretty but shes more than just ass, Tim, shes an actual person dude.
Tim: Really? I guess I can see that, she always was really cool.
haha some of those were funny