SH: Double mint
Okay, I may not remember who I am but I do remember the double mint twins and am pretty sure I masturbated thinking about them on about 8478 occasions. So when a double mint moment rears its oh so desirable opportunity in my face I am so there and not even a box of fresh oven baked crullers will turn my head.
Okay first off, freakiness in the form of bumpy headed yellow-eyed barrels of fun that wanted to make me into some sort of meal I think. I did the not so manly thing and fled for my life but they were too fast and then double mint number one shows up killing these vampires, for lack of a better scary word. She then gets all, can’t resist me, and we had sex right there in the graveyard, against a tree. Dangerous sex is so hot; I gotta say that I so under utilized my masturbation fantasies. I wonder if I could plant a tree in my bedroom.
So she leaves me after the wildest sex imaginable and I stumble out of the graveyard storing precious bathroom memories and then I run into double mint number two. At first I think it is my mystery girl, but it isn’t, its her twin, my penis was gonna owe me big time as she wanted me too and instead of outdoor wild sex we had go back to her place wild sex. She was much more tender than her sister and she actually kept me for the night and fed me good food. Wild sex and good food; who cares who I am, just keep this coming.