Dennis Miller: News Dick
Okay, so considering that Isreal's gone all rabid pit bull and the sky will probably soon look like a Jiffy Pop Plane Popper, this is (admittedly) an incredibly petty thing to get my panties in a bunch about but I'm so irritated that Fox News is making Dennis Miller a commentator. It's not that he's conservative (that's to be expected) but that he's a standup comedian. Can you imagine the collective hissy fit people would have if CNN made Chris Rock or John Stewart a commentator? I think if I owned CNN I would immediately produce a news show with a Comedy Sportz format, just to f*ck with FOX. Okay, we need a country and a dictator. Go!