Wow...
Tonight was more bizarre than the last time I went out.
I was hanging out with a small crowd, and it just kept growing and growing. I saw some people that I never saw before. That girl that asked me is I was Alphalpha from the Little Rascals came up and talked to me. She apologized, how sweet. I told her it was no big deal, and we got to talking. The first thing she asked me is if I was gay. lol She was kiiinda drinkin'... but I can see why she might think I'm gay. I told her I was a flamboyant straight guy, not gay at all. She kinda believed me, and told me she wanted to hook me up with her chick friend.
So we talk more and I find out her chick friend is wiccan. That really works out well with my whole Christianity belief system. I'm all up for meeting new people, this girl could be real real nice, but... I dunno... I don't think I'd date her.
So yeah, I talk to this girl for a while, she tells me her whole situation with a custody battle over her kids and stuff... interesting girl. I got to meet her boyfriend, and we had a conversation as to what "scene" is. So now he knows.
Towards the end of the night I got the girls number, and she got mine, and we've decided to be shopping buddies, because of my former metrosexuality. lol I had another chick friend at the bar who I've known for a while, and this girl was talking to my friend and telling her how I said I was gay, and that I wasn't coming out of the closet yet. lol That was great. I love it when people spread rumors about me being gay. Just because I don't watch sports, drink beer, and grab my genitals and scream out at every decent looking girl doesn't mean I'm gay. So that was pretty funny. :)
On the way out I got in my car, put my mp3 player on, and started my car. As I waited for it to warm up, I got a call from my new shopping buddy Jen. She said that someone had keyed someone's car, and kicked in the windshield. Crap. So I got out of my car, got into hers, talked to her for a sec, she was kinda upset. She told me she just wanted to go home and have sex with her boyfriend. lol Drunk stupid kids screw things up. Someone from the group I was in, a new kid, wound up messing up my friend Tim's car. Tim is a trained marine. If you're going to key someone's car and screw it up, don't do it to a marine's car. So we're outside... Tim freaks out and runs after the kid's car as he pulls away. Tim runs back into his friend's car and they take off... my friend Andrea tells me to watch which way they turn out of the drive way.
Next thing I know, I'm in a chase. I'm sitting passenger in a car that's chasing a car with an angry marine in it that's chasing another car. I asked the girl that was driving if she was okay to drive... she drank a little. But she said she was cool. So we sped along for a while, the kid got away, we wound up back at the bowling alley. So I said goodbye to Andrea, got in my car, and now I'm home.
So I found out I'm gay, I have a new shopping buddy, someone wants me to date a wiccan girl, I was in a high speed chase, my friend Tim might kill a kid for jacking up his car, and I'm very tired.
I think I should just hang out in coffee shops with scene kids and forget this whole drunken mob thing
I was hanging out with a small crowd, and it just kept growing and growing. I saw some people that I never saw before. That girl that asked me is I was Alphalpha from the Little Rascals came up and talked to me. She apologized, how sweet. I told her it was no big deal, and we got to talking. The first thing she asked me is if I was gay. lol She was kiiinda drinkin'... but I can see why she might think I'm gay. I told her I was a flamboyant straight guy, not gay at all. She kinda believed me, and told me she wanted to hook me up with her chick friend.
So we talk more and I find out her chick friend is wiccan. That really works out well with my whole Christianity belief system. I'm all up for meeting new people, this girl could be real real nice, but... I dunno... I don't think I'd date her.
So yeah, I talk to this girl for a while, she tells me her whole situation with a custody battle over her kids and stuff... interesting girl. I got to meet her boyfriend, and we had a conversation as to what "scene" is. So now he knows.
Towards the end of the night I got the girls number, and she got mine, and we've decided to be shopping buddies, because of my former metrosexuality. lol I had another chick friend at the bar who I've known for a while, and this girl was talking to my friend and telling her how I said I was gay, and that I wasn't coming out of the closet yet. lol That was great. I love it when people spread rumors about me being gay. Just because I don't watch sports, drink beer, and grab my genitals and scream out at every decent looking girl doesn't mean I'm gay. So that was pretty funny. :)
On the way out I got in my car, put my mp3 player on, and started my car. As I waited for it to warm up, I got a call from my new shopping buddy Jen. She said that someone had keyed someone's car, and kicked in the windshield. Crap. So I got out of my car, got into hers, talked to her for a sec, she was kinda upset. She told me she just wanted to go home and have sex with her boyfriend. lol Drunk stupid kids screw things up. Someone from the group I was in, a new kid, wound up messing up my friend Tim's car. Tim is a trained marine. If you're going to key someone's car and screw it up, don't do it to a marine's car. So we're outside... Tim freaks out and runs after the kid's car as he pulls away. Tim runs back into his friend's car and they take off... my friend Andrea tells me to watch which way they turn out of the drive way.
Next thing I know, I'm in a chase. I'm sitting passenger in a car that's chasing a car with an angry marine in it that's chasing another car. I asked the girl that was driving if she was okay to drive... she drank a little. But she said she was cool. So we sped along for a while, the kid got away, we wound up back at the bowling alley. So I said goodbye to Andrea, got in my car, and now I'm home.
So I found out I'm gay, I have a new shopping buddy, someone wants me to date a wiccan girl, I was in a high speed chase, my friend Tim might kill a kid for jacking up his car, and I'm very tired.
I think I should just hang out in coffee shops with scene kids and forget this whole drunken mob thing