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dear journal,
yesterday my lusta-boo &i watched underworld evolution...i liked it and i sorta didnt like it. i dont know what it is. maybe its cuz most of the movies now-a-days are much longer and more detailed with their story-lines. this one just moved way to quick. i was lost 40% of the time. and the sex scene...i wanted to crack the fuck up. who, in their right minds just has sex right after being attacked by an anciet vampire with wings? uh, hello! some all powerfull thing is trying to kill you. shouldnt they at least try to be more cautious? i mean the "thing" might be trying to still come after them right? they shouldve been figuring out a game plan or something instead of doing the hanky panky. the sex scene didnt even have that "wow" effect. the plot was moving way too quick for them to even develop some sort of on screen chemistry or uncontrollable desire for one another..so it was like, "lets fuck" out of nowhere..oh& she was suppose to be more powerful after she drank some dudes blood right? but all that changed was her ability to um, lets see, hit harder! WOW! how lame is that? a supposedly kickass vampire that doesnt do much but pack a mean punch and shoots some guns. by the way, did anyone figure out how the hell she kept reloading her guns behind her back? i mean what, are their clips hidding inside her ass?
the ups: ben of felicity/michael, lycan hybrid HOTT. kate beckinsale HOTT. both their tushies in one out of the blue sex scene UBER HOTT.
.end.rant.
yesterday my lusta-boo &i watched underworld evolution...i liked it and i sorta didnt like it. i dont know what it is. maybe its cuz most of the movies now-a-days are much longer and more detailed with their story-lines. this one just moved way to quick. i was lost 40% of the time. and the sex scene...i wanted to crack the fuck up. who, in their right minds just has sex right after being attacked by an anciet vampire with wings? uh, hello! some all powerfull thing is trying to kill you. shouldnt they at least try to be more cautious? i mean the "thing" might be trying to still come after them right? they shouldve been figuring out a game plan or something instead of doing the hanky panky. the sex scene didnt even have that "wow" effect. the plot was moving way too quick for them to even develop some sort of on screen chemistry or uncontrollable desire for one another..so it was like, "lets fuck" out of nowhere..oh& she was suppose to be more powerful after she drank some dudes blood right? but all that changed was her ability to um, lets see, hit harder! WOW! how lame is that? a supposedly kickass vampire that doesnt do much but pack a mean punch and shoots some guns. by the way, did anyone figure out how the hell she kept reloading her guns behind her back? i mean what, are their clips hidding inside her ass?
the ups: ben of felicity/michael, lycan hybrid HOTT. kate beckinsale HOTT. both their tushies in one out of the blue sex scene UBER HOTT.
.end.rant.