I will be the first man to walk on a heart.
I feel like I'm stabbing myself a million times but i'm still alive (that's all I have to say). R.I.P.
I just came home from Paul's place. It's poker night. I'm not very good at poker but I've won a couple of times. Something funny happened!
So, everyone was around the poker table. Cast of characters are Paul, Syche, Kelly, Andrew, Andy, Seth, Jenny, Emma, Sean, Roger, Ben, Isaac, Wang, and his bro, Will.
#1 conversation:
Wang: yo, wong, what's in malibu?
Will: Stop calling me Wong.
Wang: It's cool bro
Will: No, i sound like a condom.
Syche, Paul, and Kelly give will a weird look.
Wang: What?!
Paul: Well, you do look like a condom. Your face is always oily.
[we laugh our heads off]
Will: NO IT'S NOT!!!! [goes to Paul and rubs his face on Paul's arm]
Paul is shouting and everyone is laughing. The rest who are concentrating on the game get mad at us and one of them threw a pillow at Will's head. LOL.
#2 conversation:
Seth and Emma were making out.
Andy: Duuude, check it out man, they're slobbering each other
Kelly: Gross! Slobbering?!
(oh yah, Isaac and I were beside them playing with my PSP. So, we heard them talking)
Andy: You know! (then does the action of making out and slobbering)
Kelly: [laughs] You know what Andy, I found that extremely sexy!
Andy: You did?!
Kelly: YES!
Andy whispers something to Kelly then she smiles and laughs.
Kelly: Asshole. [she leaves]
Isaac: What you tell her?
Andy: I asked her if she wanted to slobber all over my dick.
Isaac: Asshole. [he leaves]
Andy: OH MAN!!! 2 chicks dumped me tonight!!!!
Syche: I'm not a chick. [I leave]
Andy: OH MAN!!!
ROFL!!!!!!!
#3 conversation:
Paul: Chris, what's the square root of a tree?
Syche: I don't know... maybe 364 particles of roots.
Paul: Hmm, Now it's all clear to me. Thanks man.
WTF?! lol
I got really weird friends. Thanks God. You da man.