Sep 15, 2006 05:59
For C: I read your entry. I'm sorry you're going through those. I'm here and you know I'll be listening and I'm not going to piss you off my saying all those "it's going to be okay." shit. I know you toooo well... I love you.
*Bryan says hey by the way. he's enjoying my sophomore friends. hahaha!
thanks for the new icon Carms!!! It's awesome!
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Bryan is finally enjoying life and sex. lol And we've both changed :D because we're exploring life together in a fuckin awesome way! Girls, Sex, and Booze is the life of being single and kicking ass! Being a guy here. I'm tired of being the "good guy." it's time for me to experience a whole lot of shit now. lol I have a story! We had dinner in Grandma and Grandpa's house Saturday Night and another "WARREN FUNNY CONVERSATION" happened again.
The adults (YES! I'm included. I got to sit in the adult table after eating! :D) were talking after dinner, Dad, Mom, Uncle Tucker, Aunt Sally, Uncle Dave, Uncle Henry, Aunt Laura, Grandpa, Grandma, Fritz, Me, Simon, Jeremy, and Paul. We were all in the dining table and Uncle Tucker started talking about the 70's. He was telling us how he used to smoke pot all the time with Uncle Dave. Then Grandpa got angry cuz "POT IS BAD AND UNECCESSARY." LOL then Aunt Laura goes "Rebecca doesn't believe in that. She knows how to make Space Cakes!" then Uncle Dave's and Uncle Tucker's faces turned into SHOCK and uncle tuck shouts "YOU DO?! YOU NEVER TOLD US THAT!!!" ROFL!!!!
mom: I do know how to make space cakes and yes, weed is not dangerous if you know how to use it.
grandpa: *laughs* oh right, you're dutch!
mom: my father used to serve us space cakes.
Uncle Tuck: That's a cool dad. Dad? Why didn't you do that with us?!
Grandma: Oh dear. I'm going to leave the table. My children are insane. *leaves table* [My cousins and I were laughing]
Grandpa: I never smoked a joint.
[all the old people started laughing and disagreeing]
Grandpa: I NEVER DID THOSE THINGS!!!
Fritz: So grandpa, how did you and grandma make Uncle Tuck?
[everyone laughs]
Uncle Tuck: They were drunk and most probably smoking pot at the back of his car!
[everyone laughs harder]
Grandpa: I'm going to get a heartattack. I'd rather be in the war again than hear this. *he leaves*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Uncle Dave: So, bec, You know how to bake those damn good things?
Mom: yeah
Dad: Wanna make some tomorrow? The kids aren't going to be home.
Uncles: FUCK YES.
Aunts: WHAT?!
Dad: come on wives! let's be young for once!
[Aunts are quite]
*then they're arguing a little*
Uncle Tuck: ALRIGHT! DAVES HOUSE TOMORROW NIGHT! SLEEPOVER. WE'RE MAKING SPACE CAKES!
Uncle Dave: Great!
Dad: Perfect!
Uncle Dave: Simon?
Simon: yes dad?
Uncle Simon: I'll give you money later, buy your ol' uncles and aunts AND parents some weed?
Simon: what.....? No....
Uncle Simone: I'll ground you.
Simon: Okay.
Dad: Want to join us Christian? Invite Bryan!
Me: no thanks...
Fritz: let's go... I'm weirded out...
*kids leave*
And they really did have a sleepover and made space cakes..... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I have to sleep. I still have class tomorrow!