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[_writhen_psyche]

School is starting and fuck, i'm not dorming. I'm staying in my Aunt's place because mom and dad want to save up. I don't mine staying with Aunt Cecile because she's fuckin cool. She takes pot with her boyfriend. HAHAHA! She told me that and I'm praying my parents don't ever read my lj.

I'm back in OC and nothing new. My room looks smaller, i don't know why.

Jamz runs up to me while i'm watching some television.
Jamz: Syche! I know what a vagina is!!!
Syche: [shocked look] And you're not supposed to shout that word out...
Jamz: why not?
Syche: because it's private...
Jamz: private... PART of the female body.
Syche: exactly. It's not like we parade around the block screaming dick.
Jamz: what's a dick?
Syche: nothing.
Jamz: Does that also mean vagina?!
Syche: [shhhh-es his brother] NO!
Jamz: then what?
Syche: nothing!!!!
Jamz: [runs out of the room screaming dick]
(a few seconds later)
Mom: CHRISTIAN JEAN WARREN!!!!
Syche: *says so self* fuck.
Mom: [comes in room and grabs me] What the fuck were you thinking teaching your little brother that word DICK!?
Syche: i said it accidentally!!!!
Mom: YOU EVER USE THAT WORD?! WHAT HAPPENED TO PENIS OR MANHOOD?!
Syche: MOM!!!
Mom: Those are more appropriate terms for your part!
Syche: yes mom...
Mom: I never want you to use the word again!
[Jamz comes in]
Syche: yes mom...
[mom leaves and jamz stands in front of me]
Jamz: [looking at me and smiling]
Syche: what? loser.
Jamz: DICK!
Syche: you son of a...
Jamz: [stops and looks at me] Son of a what?
Syche: NOTHING!!!
[runs out of the room]
Jamz: *screaming* MOM!!! SYCHE CALLED ME A SON OF A BITCH!!!
Syche: NO I DIDNT!!!!
.... i got grounded... I hate that asshole. I hate him!!! I FUCKIN HATE HIM!!!!