Mar 17, 2004 14:56
(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(X) I never ridden in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(X) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(_) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(X) I never pissed on myself
(X) I never pissed on someone else
(_) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(X) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(_) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(_) I never cut myself on purpose
(_) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(_) I have never been to a nudist event
(X) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(_) I never have ridden an elephant
(_) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time
(_) I have never had intercourse (anal or vaginal) without a condom.
(X) I never have smoked weed out of a beer can
(X) I never left someone at the altar
(X) I've never stalked someone.
(X) I never tried to blind someone
(X) I have never stripped someone against their will and thrown them out into public.
(_) I have never masturbated while someone else watched.
(_) I have never had sex in a car.
(_) I have never played "Nervous."
(_) I have never gotten anything pierced other than my ears.
(_) I have never danced out in freezing rain with my stereo blazing some song.
(_) I have never spent more than a week playing a video game
(X) I never owned a Macintosh computer
(X) I have never lived alone.
(X) I have never gotten a tattoo.
(X) Never have I ever spent a night in a train station.
(_) I have never peed in the shower.
(_) I have never gone skinny-dipin'.
(X) I have never have snuff.
(_) I have never given anyone a lap dance.
(X) I have never watched gay porn ( GUY )
To play "I Never": Put an (X) in front of the things you have never done before, and a (_) in front of the things that you have done at least once. Add an "I never" of your own.