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[_willis_]

Fucking hell.

My paid account expires tomorrow. Guess I better get one last post in before I lose all my icons, huh?

I got accosted by some nitwit while running to the store to pick up eggplant, to make lasagna for me and my lady. Said nitwit wanted to know how I felt about Demi's sexy new ads for some thing or another

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[kutcher]

plus you hang out with me all the time. i bet people think that is weird.

[_willis_]

I'd like to think that I'm mature enough to not be threatened in any way by your presence. Demi and I were in love, yeah, but that was a long time ago. Plus, you're golden to my kids, man. That earns you much in the respect department.

[kutcher]

i love your kids a lot. they're precious and they have two great parents. i just want to be apart of the family, even if i am regarded as the crazy uncle. that sounds sick to say, but i love you brucey and i'll never do anything to disrespect you.

[_willis_]

Hey, man, I know all that. Nothing but love, Ashton. You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You are part of the family, Kutchie. Especially if you and Demi sprout a new member. C'mon, is she knocked up? You can tell me.

[kutcher]

if she is, it's news to me.