she's so outrageous!

Mar 02, 2004 19:46

Anna Nicole Smith has inspired me.
She has inspired me to be a drunken slut&then get fat.
Then marry a rich old guy on his death bed.
Get all of his money when he dies.
Remain a really big drunken slut.
Get a TV show when I just piss&moan all the time.
[While acting like a drunken slut]
Sponsor a weight loss program.
Become addicted to diet pills,&lose 69 lbs.
Look as good as I did before I got fat;
with my slutty reputation intact.

Just kidding, but it'd be cool to be fat&lose alot of weight.
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