It's funny, it's gay, and I hate it
It seems like every time I have on a pair of swimming trunks and am standing in front of a group, someone wants to try and hint that I have a boner. I dunno what kind of super hero of a man can swim in ice cold water and maintain a boner, but someone always seem to wanna try and say that. It's always a guy too. So if a guy is looking at me there during that time (gay) and he considers that a "boner" then I feel sorry for him. I think some of these guys things retract back into their body or something.