dispite bethany's rank of goddesshood...she does get ugly overages
Weak...i called Bethany this morning before school, as is the norm. We're talking, we're talking, we're talking and BAM!!! I hear good ol' Chuck in the background *papers shuffling*...she got back to talking with me, but with bad news(weakest news since we were fired from camp i think). She has racked up quiet a bill chalked full of those lovely overages, by bethany i mean- me, calling her and i feel so responsible(oh yeah maybe cause i am). Anyway its gonna cost her a buttload although i wanna pay for it, if she doesn't take the money i'll spank her. She probably would take the money, spend hers and keep mine...ew so many hours that she spent working diligently and they're wasted. Well not wasted but I could think of better things to buy.
*starts to think of something to make it up to her, not that i need to make it up to her...i just want a excuse to do something, anything. and so she doesn't ditch my long island ass and toss me to Colleen, the one in my latin class*
on a lighter note i need a job...any ideas on how to cheat the system?
Me- "latter mother, going out"
Mom-"Jesse wait, do you know where all the eggs went, i need to make a cake"
Me-"ummm...i ate them" (in quiet voice)
Mom-"What the hell i brought them two days ago, what you do with um all?"
Me- "ate um"
Mom-"you ate a dozen eggs in under 48 hours"
Me(leaving out door, jumping off steps) "Yup! Are you proud of me?"
Mom-"You're gonna die you know that!!"
Me(checking mail box) "aren't we all?" *trots off into abyss*
Mom-"Bring back eggs!!!"
I love Bethany, the most peached out girl ever.
*starts to think of something to make it up to her, not that i need to make it up to her...i just want a excuse to do something, anything. and so she doesn't ditch my long island ass and toss me to Colleen, the one in my latin class*
on a lighter note i need a job...any ideas on how to cheat the system?
Me- "latter mother, going out"
Mom-"Jesse wait, do you know where all the eggs went, i need to make a cake"
Me-"ummm...i ate them" (in quiet voice)
Mom-"What the hell i brought them two days ago, what you do with um all?"
Me- "ate um"
Mom-"you ate a dozen eggs in under 48 hours"
Me(leaving out door, jumping off steps) "Yup! Are you proud of me?"
Mom-"You're gonna die you know that!!"
Me(checking mail box) "aren't we all?" *trots off into abyss*
Mom-"Bring back eggs!!!"
I love Bethany, the most peached out girl ever.