this amused me...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Friday I pushed onthepage in the mud (-17 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I helped soccrkstar hide a body (-173 points). Last Wednesday _spoken_for and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-229 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
_we_hate_people