Today is:

[_way_]

Official Ryan-needs-to-catch-up-on-schoolwork-so-
that-he-can-still-graduate-in-two-weeks-
since-he-was-lazy-for-way-too-long-and-
owes-many-assignments Day.

[I call it ORntcuossthcsgitwshwlfwtlaomaD for short]