I kind of like him when he's angry.

Jan 13, 2009 08:08

The Hulk-out list.

My favorite reasons to turn into The Hulk:
7. Quicksand
36. Somehow running into a bear trap
44. Kicking over a beehive and then being surprised when the bees are mad at
him
50. Receiving a speeding ticket
74. Trying to run away from the nasty prison work camp, only to fall through a
rotted bridge, and then being bitten by a rattlesnake
87. Foolishly running in and trying to help a man who brought a lit cigarette into a
room full of toxic vapors, only to have an explosion throw him across the room
and into the row of heavy C02 containers, which all fall on him
106. Being fed poisoned sushi
115. Trying to help his friend for the episode, the midget wrestler known as "Half
Nelson", by climbing into the ring for him, only to be clobbered by a large, beefy
wrestler who practices numerous combination moves on David, in spite of David
(and Jack McGee)'s numerous cries of "Stop! You don't know what you're doing!
You're making me ANGRY!"
126. Unknowingly having one of the other guys in the rock band crew helpfully
add some “orange sunshine” LSD to David’s orange juice, so that David has a
really bad trip

Notable mention: ("You are so totally headed for an H.W.")
77. Being horsewhipped by same crazed man who is understandably upset that
David will not accomodate his polite requests to "turn back into that thing"

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