My Jeep is dying. SO HARD. (in bed)

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So uh, I last said that my Jeep was not going to make it until August, and I kind of cursed myself.

Monday Night: Replaced headlight.
Tuesday Morning: Will not start. Even using my super-secret James Bond starter that I had installed for such situations. (It bypasses the safety sensors such as neutral/park)
Tuesday Evening: Replaced starter. Jeep starts again. Yay!
Wednesday Afternoon: Jeep will not start again. WTF!
Wednesday Afternoon +5 minutes: Jeep starts after cursing, steering-wheel slamming, and multiple neutral forcings.

I have no idea.