Ahem

[mona_lisa_17]

There are just some devices that should not be on the Waring premises...

(Some of you have no idea what I'm talking about. Others of you do.)

Bottom line: Leave your dildos at home.

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[dead_beat]

I SECOND THAT LAST STATEMENT!

[spinalonephone]

?

[ambrosialtoes]

I ALL-ENCOMPASSINGLY FOURTH THIS STATEMENT.

Omf, first I heard it was a vibrator, but then connor was like, I found a dildo in the old biolab. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR INNOCENT LITTLE COMMUNITY?

[spinalonephone]

Haha, are you talking about Marsha? Because her aunt got it for her for Hannukah and her aunt had no idea what it was. It wasn't serious...

[mona_lisa_17]

oh wow...